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[[The Daily Show 2007]]

===''A'' Daily Show with Jon Stewart===

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'''01-08''': Jon's strike solidarity... unibrow?

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'''01-09''': John Oliver... present due to the potential threat of deportation? &nbsp;Man, that makes Stewart's uncomfort about returning to the... err, ''a'' show seem like nothing.

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'''01-10''': John Oliver on again tonight. &nbsp;I wonder if, due to the circumstances mentioned yesterday, he's the ''only'' correspondent?

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'''01-11''': Nope. &nbsp;Mandvi, Riggle, and Jones were on tonight.

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'''01-14''': [[Fareed Zakaria]], making his three-hundred seventh Daily Show appearance.

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'''01-15''': Jon and [[John Bolton]] were much more civil tonight. &nbsp;Not like their arguments about Lincoln during his last appearance.

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'''01-16''': Too bad he couldn't have the show run long like Stephen did last week; the third of that [[Jonah Goldberg]] interview we saw was pretty interesting.

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'''01-17''': Ahaha, a look back on the Lewinsky scandal of a decade ago, &quot;10 Suckin' Years&quot;. &nbsp;The retro clips of Jon Stewart were great. &nbsp;&quot;Jon, your younger brother was very talented.&quot;

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'''01-21''': I think tonight's guest gave too little credit to the stories and traits newsmen assign to candidates. &nbsp;He said by the time one got recognized another would be there to replace it. &nbsp;However, things like &quot;Al Gore exaggerates&quot; and &quot;John Kerry is a fake&quot; went on for a good year.

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'''01-22''': So they've sent Jason Jones to Iceland to get their troop to return to Iraq.

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'''01-23''': Jason Jones on his failure: &quot;I'd let down my country. &nbsp;Also the one below it.&quot; (HE IS CANADIAN HURF BURF.)

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'''01-24''': Tonight's guest: the &quot;hot lady&quot; in the &quot;hot lady/bald guy&quot; pair they were recently talking about financial shows being.

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'''01-28''': It's... A Daily Show. &nbsp;But nothing in particular leaps out.

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'''01-29''': Jon agrees... that was a pretty lame State of the Union.

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'''01-30''': Jon Stewart is very short. &nbsp;Also, they had to pull all the Giuliani 9/11 jokes they could this time, since they won't get as many chances. &nbsp;&quot;After finishing 9th and 11th in Florida&quot; ... &quot;He made the announcement at 11 after 9, Giuliani Standard Time&quot;

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'''01-31''': I should really write these things sooner, because backwriting this entry from February 5th, I can't say much what happened.

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'''02-04''': [[M&eacute;nage &agrave; awesome]].

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'''02-05''': Jon... never quite competent with the props. &nbsp;Getting that fire extinguisher expellent all over his legs, ahahaha.

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'''02-06''': New Daily Show poll organization... featuring pretty well every single current correspondent. &nbsp;Making death threats.

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'''02-07''': If [[Mitt Romney]] continues his campaign... the terrorists win. &nbsp;Also, an [[Ed Helms]] repeat from late '''[[2005]]'''.

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'''02-11''': On Hillary talking about eating hot peppers: &quot;Her campaign may not be on fire, but I'm guessing her anus is.&quot;

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'''02-12''': It somehow seems appropriate that frequent The Daily Show guest [[Bill Kristol]] would make an appearance on A Daily Show before its demise.

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===The Daily Show with Jon Stewart===

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'''02-13''': The The is back!

Actually the first thing I noticed that signaled a return to normalcy was Jon's show-beginning doodling. &nbsp;&quot;He's writing!&quot; I said, &quot;On a script!&quot;

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'''02-14''': (I forgot to comment again.)

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'''02-26''': Ahh, the good old post-Oscars Jon-bashing. &nbsp;Lowest ratings ever? &nbsp;Ouch. &nbsp;To misquote Jon Oliver, &quot;Two years ago when you gave a basic cable performance, millions watched. &nbsp;Now when you give a world-class performance, you bring in a basic cable audience.&quot;

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'''02-27''': Nobody drinks condom coffee like Jason Jones.

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'''02-28''': The youth-based version of the TDS election street team was even more ridiculous.

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'''03-03''': The flow of the [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]] interview was totally blown by the satellite lag and them talking over each other.

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'''03-04''': I want to watch Riggle's do-or-die primary show. &nbsp;&quot;One will win. &nbsp;The other will get their head chopped off and shit down their neck!&quot;

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'''03-05''': [[Jack Nicholson]]'s Hillary ad is crazy. &nbsp;Jon's fake one is crazier.

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'''03-06''': Boy oh boy, more of their filthy filthy animations. &nbsp;This time with Michigan's mitten and Florida's... Dangleschlong. &nbsp;Not to mention that dirty Upper Peninsula.

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'''03-10''': Rob Riggle vs anti-Marine forces.

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'''03-11''': Ahaha at [[Lewis Black]]. &nbsp;Says he's not been on the show much lately, but when news broke about a prostitution scandal there was a helicopter at his apartment to rush him to the studio.

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'''03-12''': Nice &quot;Tainted Gov&quot; trailer.

John Oliver says prostitutes are [[Eliot Spitzer|Spitzer]]'s Achilles heel, if Achilles's heel had been on his penis.

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'''03-13''': New contributor, [[Kristen Schaal]].

Guest [[Dana Perino]]. &nbsp;They're really racking up those press secretaries.

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'''03-17''': Ahahaha, Aasif's financial report done during a jump from a building.

Wilmore on Spitzer's replacement: &quot;People thought they were eleting a white governor with a black sidekick. &nbsp;Now the sidekick is governor? &nbsp;Imagine if Ernie Hudson became lead Ghostbuster. &nbsp;Most customers would rather have a ghost in their house than Ernie Hudson.&quot;

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'''03-18''': New segment: &quot;The Govs Must Be Horny&quot;. &nbsp;Let's see if they can get through all 50.

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'''03-19''': This just in: Jon Stewart to die at the end of March 2008 from the great plague.

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'''03-20''': The return of the long fake hands! &nbsp;Last seen correcting Huckabee on his closeness to the nomination, now correcting [[Donald Rumsfeld|2003 Rummy]] on the shortness of the war.

Nice faux-(diamond commercial) for a 5th anniversary gift for Iraq.

They're on tonight! &nbsp;''Dick Cheney: International Man of Misery''.

Hey, a toss!

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'''03-31''': Jon predicts a Mets year of 162-0.

Ahaha. &nbsp;Bush threw out the first pitch on &quot;Boo day&quot;.

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'''04-01''': Non-notable.

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'''04-02''': Monsters of Nostalgia tour? &nbsp;I could go for that.

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'''04-03''': Jon really lost it during [[John Oliver|John]]'s recitation of ribald names.

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'''04-07''': got [[Martin Luther King Jr.|mlk]]?

Ahaha. &nbsp;Riggle as a CG dolphin with breasts called Beowulf Porpoiseburg? &nbsp;This show has come far.

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'''04-08''': Not notable enough to remember some days later when I write this.

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'''04-09''': I love &quot;Iraq Me Dave Petraeus&quot;.

Even Future Jon uses the fake hands.

Ahahahaha... Stephen confuses Petraeus hearings with [[Battlestar Galactica 2004|Battlestar Galactica]].

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'''04-10''': Oliver's documentary on the... maturation of Fox's political views from one heavily criticizing executive power to one heavily in favor of executive power was quite interesting.

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'''04-14''': Jon's new word game: Take everything Bush says will happen to Iraq if we leave, but change it to saying that's what would happen if we invade, and it's true. &nbsp;Part of his nonexistent book <u>Sad Libs</u>.

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'''04-15''': Bush administration torture group: People for the Ethical Treatment of Nobody.

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'''04-16''': Bush to Pope: &quot;Awesome speech.&quot;

A... field piece? &nbsp;They have them on this show?

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'''04-17''': Jon to ABC's debate runners: &quot;Stop doing my job!&quot;

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'''04-21''': Thank goodness [[Larry Wilmore]] is there to interpret blanguage for us.

Also, Barack showed up (via satellite). &nbsp;That's both shows consecutively (not counting the weekend).

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'''04-22''': Hill-rod? &nbsp;Seriously?

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'''04-23''': On Clinton's number games: &quot;That sounds like a giant If You to the process.&quot;

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'''04-24''': I wonder how comfortable McCain will be coming back to the show, now that he's under greatly increased scrutiny from the team?

What a penis-ful episode.

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'''04-28''': Ahahaha. &nbsp;Penis theft panic color alert chart.

The Reverending Story

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