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[[The Daily Show 2007]]

===''A'' Daily Show with Jon Stewart===

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'''01-08''': Jon's strike solidarity... unibrow?

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'''01-09''': John Oliver... present due to the potential threat of deportation? &nbsp;Man, that makes Stewart's uncomfort about returning to the... err, ''a'' show seem like nothing.

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'''01-10''': John Oliver on again tonight. &nbsp;I wonder if, due to the circumstances mentioned yesterday, he's the ''only'' correspondent?

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'''01-11''': Nope. &nbsp;Mandvi, Riggle, and Jones were on tonight.

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'''01-14''': [[Fareed Zakaria]], making his three-hundred seventh Daily Show appearance.

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'''01-15''': Jon and [[John Bolton]] were much more civil tonight. &nbsp;Not like their arguments about Lincoln during his last appearance.

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'''01-16''': Too bad he couldn't have the show run long like Stephen did last week; the third of that [[Jonah Goldberg]] interview we saw was pretty interesting.

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'''01-17''': Ahaha, a look back on the Lewinsky scandal of a decade ago, &quot;10 Suckin' Years&quot;. &nbsp;The retro clips of Jon Stewart were great. &nbsp;&quot;Jon, your younger brother was very talented.&quot;

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'''01-21''': I think tonight's guest gave too little credit to the stories and traits newsmen assign to candidates. &nbsp;He said by the time one got recognized another would be there to replace it. &nbsp;However, things like &quot;Al Gore exaggerates&quot; and &quot;John Kerry is a fake&quot; went on for a good year.

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'''01-22''': So they've sent Jason Jones to Iceland to get their troop to return to Iraq.

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'''01-23''': Jason Jones on his failure: &quot;I'd let down my country. &nbsp;Also the one below it.&quot; (HE IS CANADIAN HURF BURF.)

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'''01-24''': Tonight's guest: the &quot;hot lady&quot; in the &quot;hot lady/bald guy&quot; pair they were recently talking about financial shows being.

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'''01-28''': It's... A Daily Show. &nbsp;But nothing in particular leaps out.

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'''01-29''': Jon agrees... that was a pretty lame State of the Union.

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'''01-30''': Jon Stewart is very short. &nbsp;Also, they had to pull all the Giuliani 9/11 jokes they could this time, since they won't get as many chances. &nbsp;&quot;After finishing 9th and 11th in Florida&quot; ... &quot;He made the announcement at 11 after 9, Giuliani Standard Time&quot;

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'''01-31''': I should really write these things sooner, because backwriting this entry from February 5th, I can't say much what happened.

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'''02-04''': [[M&eacute;nage &agrave; awesome]].

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'''02-05''': Jon... never quite competent with the props. &nbsp;Getting that fire extinguisher expellent all over his legs, ahahaha.

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'''02-06''': New Daily Show poll organization... featuring pretty well every single current correspondent. &nbsp;Making death threats.

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'''02-07''': If [[Mitt Romney]] continues his campaign... the terrorists win. &nbsp;Also, an [[Ed Helms]] repeat from late '''[[2005]]'''.

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'''02-11''': On Hillary talking about eating hot peppers: &quot;Her campaign may not be on fire, but I'm guessing her anus is.&quot;

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'''02-12''': It somehow seems appropriate that frequent The Daily Show guest [[Bill Kristol]] would make an appearance on A Daily Show before its demise.

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===The Daily Show with Jon Stewart===

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'''02-13''': The The is back!

Actually the first thing I noticed that signaled a return to normalcy was Jon's show-beginning doodling. &nbsp;&quot;He's writing!&quot; I said, &quot;On a script!&quot;

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'''02-14''': (I forgot to comment again.)

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'''02-26''': Ahh, the good old post-Oscars Jon-bashing. &nbsp;Lowest ratings ever? &nbsp;Ouch. &nbsp;To misquote Jon Oliver, &quot;Two years ago when you gave a basic cable performance, millions watched. &nbsp;Now when you give a world-class performance, you bring in a basic cable audience.&quot;

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'''02-27''': Nobody drinks condom coffee like Jason Jones.

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'''02-28''': The youth-based version of the TDS election street team was even more ridiculous.

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'''03-03''': The flow of the [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]] interview was totally blown by the satellite lag and them talking over each other.

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'''03-04''': I want to watch Riggle's do-or-die primary show. &nbsp;&quot;One will win. &nbsp;The other will get their head chopped off and shit down their neck!&quot;

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'''03-05''': [[Jack Nicholson]]'s Hillary ad is crazy. &nbsp;Jon's fake one is crazier.

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'''03-06''': Boy oh boy, more of their filthy filthy animations. &nbsp;This time with Michigan's mitten and Florida's... Dangleschlong. &nbsp;Not to mention that dirty Upper Peninsula.

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'''03-10''': Rob Riggle vs anti-Marine forces.

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'''03-11''': Ahaha at [[Lewis Black]]. &nbsp;Says he's not been on the show much lately, but when news broke about a prostitution scandal there was a helicopter at his apartment to rush him to the studio.

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'''03-12''': Nice &quot;Tainted Gov&quot; trailer.

John Oliver says prostitutes are [[Eliot Spitzer|Spitzer]]'s Achilles heel, if Achilles's heel had been on his penis.

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'''03-13''': New contributor, [[Kristen Schaal]].

Guest [[Dana Perino]]. &nbsp;They're really racking up those press secretaries.

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'''03-17''': Ahahaha, Aasif's financial report done during a jump from a building.

Wilmore on Spitzer's replacement: &quot;People thought they were eleting a white governor with a black sidekick. &nbsp;Now the sidekick is governor? &nbsp;Imagine if Ernie Hudson became lead Ghostbuster. &nbsp;Most customers would rather have a ghost in their house than Ernie Hudson.&quot;

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'''03-18''': New segment: &quot;The Govs Must Be Horny&quot;. &nbsp;Let's see if they can get through all 50.

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'''03-19''': This just in: Jon Stewart to die at the end of March 2008 from the great plague.

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'''03-20''': The return of the long fake hands! &nbsp;Last seen correcting Huckabee on his closeness to the nomination, now correcting [[Donald Rumsfeld|2003 Rummy]] on the shortness of the war.

Nice faux-(diamond commercial) for a 5th anniversary gift for Iraq.

They're on tonight! &nbsp;''Dick Cheney: International Man of Misery''.

Hey, a toss!

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'''03-31''': Jon predicts a Mets year of 162-0.

Ahaha. &nbsp;Bush threw out the first pitch on &quot;Boo day&quot;.

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'''04-01''': Non-notable.

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'''04-02''': Monsters of Nostalgia tour? &nbsp;I could go for that.

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'''04-03''': Jon really lost it during [[John Oliver|John]]'s recitation of ribald names.

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'''04-07''': got [[Martin Luther King Jr.|mlk]]?

Ahaha. &nbsp;Riggle as a CG dolphin with breasts called Beowulf Porpoiseburg? &nbsp;This show has come far.

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'''04-08''': Not notable enough to remember some days later when I write this.

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'''04-09''': I love &quot;Iraq Me Dave Petraeus&quot;.

Even Future Jon uses the fake hands.

Ahahahaha... Stephen confuses Petraeus hearings with [[Battlestar Galactica 2004|Battlestar Galactica]].

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'''04-10''': Oliver's documentary on the... maturation of Fox's political views from one heavily criticizing executive power to one heavily in favor of executive power was quite interesting.

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'''04-14''': Jon's new word game: Take everything Bush says will happen to Iraq if we leave, but change it to saying that's what would happen if we invade, and it's true. &nbsp;Part of his nonexistent book <u>Sad Libs</u>.

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'''04-15''': Bush administration torture group: People for the Ethical Treatment of Nobody.

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'''04-16''': Bush to Pope: &quot;Awesome speech.&quot;

A... field piece? &nbsp;They have them on this show?

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'''04-17''': Jon to ABC's debate runners: &quot;Stop doing my job!&quot;

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'''04-21''': Thank goodness [[Larry Wilmore]] is there to interpret blanguage for us.

Also, Barack showed up (via satellite). &nbsp;That's both shows consecutively (not counting the weekend).

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'''04-22''': Hill-rod? &nbsp;Seriously?

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'''04-23''': On Clinton's number games: &quot;That sounds like a giant If You to the process.&quot;

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'''04-24''': I wonder how comfortable McCain will be coming back to the show, now that he's under greatly increased scrutiny from the team?

What a penis-ful episode.

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'''04-28''': Ahahaha. &nbsp;Penis theft panic color alert chart.

The Reverending Story

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'''04-29''': Aasif really seems to be enjoying [[Grand Theft Auto IV|GTA IV]].

Ahaha. &nbsp;A PSA for dry humping.

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'''04-30''': One story stretched to eight news cycles: &quot;Festival of Wrights&quot;.

Nice hat, Stephen!

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'''05-01''': Jason Jones: Pretty horrible person.

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'''05-05''': A Charlie Brown Gas Tax Holiday

These political advertisers... wow, such scum!

Stephen renounces Jon as his pastor.

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'''05-06''': [[R. Kelly]] impersonator is back!

The Pollies are great.

[[Fareed Zakaria]]. &nbsp;And why not.

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'''05-07''': McCain makes a much better talk show guest than presidential candidate.

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'''05-08''': Lewis Black on stimulus: &quot;I wonder what I can invade for $600.&quot;

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'''05-12''': If this interview with ex-Undersecretary of Defense [[Doug Feith]] were being covered on The Daily Show, I think their graphic would say &quot;Feith Club&quot;.

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'''05-13''': Mind of Scalia... that <u>would</u> probably be better.

Indecisionski 08avich

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'''05-14''': [[Chris Matthews]] vs [[Terry McAuliffe]]: West Virginia Douche Off

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'''05-15''': Golf War.

Great Republican/depressant ad.

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'''05-27''': Airing a bit late, but [[Riggle|Rob Riggle]] in [[Indiana]] for the primary... Including [[Wabash|Wabash, Indiana]]!?

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'''05-28''': Oh, John McCain buttocks watercoloring.

Obama's running mate... himself in a fat suit.

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'''05-29''': Riggle on paternity leave, congrats! &nbsp;Also, he joined the Marines to fight fire monsters.

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'''06-02''': Ahaha. &nbsp;The B-52s's [[Fred Schneider]] reading [[McClellan|Scott McClellan]]'s book.

DNC R&amp;B; committee: MI FL Hunters

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'''06-03''': SURPRISE! McAuliffe. &nbsp;He has become slef-parody.

[[Wyatt Cenac]], eh?

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'''06-04''': Barack Hussein Napoleon Pol Pot Obama.

The Lincoln time travel effect reminds me of the Lavos battle background.

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'''06-05''': [[Mcain|John McCain]] earning a &quot;My son, the doctor&quot; at AIPAC.

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'''06-09''': Nice CG man-eating plant.

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'''06-10''': Gitmo: Least popular [[Sesame Street]] muppet ever.

Ahaha. &nbsp;Enhanced Makeover for a Guantanamo cell.

&quot;It was amazing. &nbsp;I couldn't believe it was the same cell. &nbsp;What homosexual did this? &nbsp;Death to him.&quot;

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'''06-11''': Hey, the fake Obama ad!

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'''06-12''': [[Rob Corddry|Corddry]]! &nbsp;In Slovenia!

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'''06-16''': Baracknophobia: The irrational fear of hope.

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'''06-17''': Stewart not concerned with gays marrying... but for a child with two Jewish mothers.

John Oliver married a dude to work around visa troubles.

...to Jason Jones!? &nbsp;The married Canadian marrying John for a similar reason.

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'''06-18''': Midwest flooding proves &quot;George Bush doesn't care about white people.&quot;

Gore's speech compared to both &quot;[[Plan Nine From Outer Space|Plan Nine]]&quot; and [[Jeff Foxworthy]].

Little Steve Carell.

Hahaha. &nbsp;Steve trying to buy the program.

Colbert is king of crosswords with &quot;truthiness&quot;.

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'''06-19''': Gitmo is back! &nbsp;Senior Imprisoned Correspondent.

More &quot;The Decider&quot;!

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'''06-23''': Stewart is writing a movie where McCain is elected Preisdent, but Michelle Obama is elected First Lady: Commander in Briefs. &nbsp;It will be shown four times a day on Comedy Central.

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'''06-24''': Jon Stewart at Enchantment Under the Sea.

Ahahaha, Fetus Pong.

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'''06-25''': Dobson... what a dick.

Then a load of Coldplay.

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'''06-26''': Color chart for evil.

Red: Axis of Evil

Orange: Contingent of Meanies

Yellow: League of Jerks

Blue: Gaggle of Douchebags

Green: Sisterhood of Traveling Dictators

Oh no, Obama, not you with the magic wand too.

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'''07-14''': On candidates: They can't be everywhere at once. &nbsp;&quot;They're not [[Mario Lopez]], for God's sakes!&quot;

Iran Rickroll!

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'''07-15''': &quot;If you were to stack up the million people on the terrorist watch list... that would be considered a valid interrogation technique.&quot;

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'''07-16''': &quot;One is a glass half full guy, and the other is an <u>expert on the economy</u>.&quot;

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'''07-17''': Hahaha, [[Lou Dobbs|Dobbs]]-o-meter.

Ahahaha, bringing a &quot;cougar&quot; on the show.

Man who dates younger women = [[Orville Redenbacher|Redenbacher]].

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'''07-21''': [[Ed Helms]]! &nbsp;In Iraq with the gang. &nbsp;For boner jokes.

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'''07-22''': TOTAL (lack of) RECALL

Surprise O'Reilly!

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'''07-23''': [[Robert Novak]] is filled with the cure for the cure for caner.

McCain Quest: The Search for Attention

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'''07-24''': [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is Germany's [[Kevin Bacon]].

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'''07-28''': New segment, Red State vs Blue State with Riggle & Oliver.

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'''07-29''': National Association of Your Pants Not Falling Down

Rappers = Republican Congressmen

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'''07-30''': Oh, Sodomy Hussein.

CNN's John Roberts was a MuchMusic VJ?!

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'''07-31''': [[Brian Williams]], on for the 7000th time.

Stewart-as-McCain lays a golden egg.

Awesome news team promo. &nbsp;Other networks best run!

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'''08-04''': Damn, that's a lot of metaphorical cards.

Ahaha, Jason Jones is the Race Genie.

Denny's Totally Awesomely Radical Bucket of Mayonnaise & Cheese (Because We're Actually Trying to Kill You)

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'''08-05''': Wii Protest

President Bush has a thirst for international knowledge... or is a drug mule.

[[Fareed Zakaria|Fareed]]!

Ahaha, Sam with the only in-uteral election center.

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'''08-06''': Words to avoid for McCain: contraption, sarsaparilla, whipper-snapper, negro league, daguerreotype, telegraph, dagnabbit, fossil.

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'''08-07''': Rob Riggle: Alpha Reporter.

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'''08-11''': On Bush: &quot;He shouldn't be our president, he should be our mascot.&quot;

Oh, poor gaffey Riggle.

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'''08-12''': &quot;in Europe&quot; = &quot;in bed&quot; for foreign policy.

Weird combination of Riggle really in China and fakely in China this week.

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'''08-13''': Stewart refers to the young as &quot;post-[[Ghostbusters II]]&quot;.

China: &quot;Authoritarian? &nbsp;More like authoritawesome!&quot;

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'''08-14''': Phelps is Aquaman.

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'''08-26''': DNC in Colorado as a beer ad.

Child psychology for crazy PUMAs.

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'''08-27''': Ahaha. &nbsp;Sam Bee as Hillary, Wyatt as Barack.

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'''08-28''': Joe Biden, Beau Biden, Banana Fana Fo Biden.

&quot;Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angle has an orgasm.&quot;

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'''08-29''': Fireworks = Mile High Stadium ejaculation.

Pre-acceptance speed tailgating.

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'''09-02''': &quot;Minneapolis is the [[Danny DeVito]] to St. Paul's [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]].&quot;

Xcel Center as post-Katrina Superdome... awesome.

Brian Williams... again.

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'''09-03''': More [[Sylvester Stallone|Stallone]].

More Daily Show News Team coverage of the [[Larry Craig]] bathroom.

&quot;Guantanamo Bay isn't a prison, it's a leadership academy.&quot;

Great piece on Fox News hypocrites.

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'''09-04''': Pro... decision Republicans.

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'''09-05''': Jeeezus, Bush & McCain separated by 8 years, but not much else.

John McCain: Reformed Maverick

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'''09-15''': Jason Jones in Daily Show Nights... beating up [[Larry King]].

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'''09-16''': Nice &quot;Crash of the Titans&quot; image. &nbsp;Medusa with snakey arrows.

Ahaha, balded Aasif. &nbsp;Can't financially analyze with hair.

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'''09-17''': Singing correspondents.

Drilli Vanilli?

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'''09-18''': Acknowledging economic trouble is bad, working like the Wile E. Coyote theory of gravity.

[[Tony Blair]]!?

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'''09-23''': Economic problems: the turd icing on this administration's shitcake.

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'''09-24''': Lack of access to [[Sarah Palin|Palin]] proves her a successor to [[Dick Cheney|Cheney]].

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'''09-25''': Clusterf#@k to the Poor House.

John McCain: The only man who can impulsively overreact to something ten days old.

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'''09-29''': 2 candidates 1 cup... yuck idea, Jon.

John Oliver... pundit who happens to be a Nazi.

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'''09-30''': Angry-at-ineffectual-Congress Jon!

[[Karl Rove|ROVE]] complaining about hyperpartisanship?

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'''10-01''': Couric & Palin in... Gams and Gammer.

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'''10-02''': Jon is confident in Palin due to... [[Bronson Pinchot]]'s trapeze skills.

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'''10-06''': Jones goes to Wasilla.

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'''10-07''': Oh, stupid voters.

Stephen with a &quot;You likea da juice?&quot;!

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'''10-08''': [[Michelle Obama|Mrs. O]] seems much more comfortable than months ago on [[The Colbert Report 2008|Colbert]].

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