Second coming of Christ through competitive eating

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FACT 1: Some religious beliefs include that eating consecrated bread and wine (the eucharist) become the blood and body of Christ through the process of transubstation.

FACT 2: Competitive eaters continue to break records, pushing the limits of the stomach further and further.

PUT IT TOGETHER: Base an eating competition around the eating of the eucharist.  Eventually someone will eat enough to not just form a representative part of the body and blood of Christ, but the whole thing.

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