Xena: Warrior Princess Season 2
Xena: Warrior Princess Season 1
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201: Orphan of War 1996 September 30
(First watched 2025-08-17) Me two episodes ago: "They've gotta be running out of family surprise episodes by now?" Well damn, how much wronger could I have been. They just dropped the secret son card.
202: Remember Nothing 1996 October 7
(First watched 2025-08-18) For a moment I thought they'd say her younger brother had somehow survived until she stabbed him at the beginning of this episode, but nope, they went a different way about bringing him onscreen.
It's A Wonderful Life, warrior style. I feel like this concept had enough ways to play with it that this episode alone couldn't do it justice. Like, the limitation placed on Xena was that things would go back to the way they were if she spilled blood in rage. Now, that leaves a lot of room for possible technicalities and workarounds! If she calms her emotions so her blood-spilling is cool and collected, does that count? If she kills people by burning them to death, poisoning, strangling, or other ways that don't technically spill blood, does that count?
It also only allowed a pretty shallow view of the differences. Basically she was able to see the difference it made on her immediate family and friends and decided that the "real" history was better. But we get no glimpse of the potential differences in the world due to Xena not being a warlord for a decade! Maybe hundreds of people are living happier healthier lives! Maybe other warlords just did the same damage! We don't know. We know some people like the centaurs and Amazons are worse off, but we still don't get the big picture. If the world was better for many people in this version, she could've found some other ways to positively influence things without returning the original history. She could take on the role of teacher, influencing others to do good in the world though she is by godly trickery unable to get involved.
I'll also note that just an episode after introducing her son, she never had a moment of pause about "Oh, in this alternate history my son doesn't even exist."
203: The Giant Killer 1996 October 14
(First watched 2025-08-23) This is I think the third time they've run into the one-god types, though they all seem to be pretty independent groups. Last time we had a story heavily based on Abraham and Isaac, but this time they're straight up identifying as Abraham's people. This time we get an extended version of the story of David and Goliath, with the twist that Goliath is an old friend of Xena's... but again, wasn't this another friendship forged in her warlord days when she was an asshole?
Moses or whoever was writing all these stories down in what became the Bible sure had some sort of anti-Xena bias to keep leaving her out.
204: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun 1996 October 28
(First watched 2025-08-26) Without researching I don't know if popular knowledge is off or they took more liberties than usual... I thought Bacchus was a god into wine and stuff? But here he's basically the devil and creating straight up vampires?
Ted Raimi's Joxer is back, now a barely-competent ally rather than a totally-incompetent adversary.
Most shows I watch have more... cohesive special effects so it's enough to easily suspend my disbelief throughout. But in this case it was kind of fun to consider from shot to shot how they were dealing with having one character just being a disembodied head. Like, here they're clearly just covering up his body. Here his head is somewhat poorly superimposed into the shot. Here they're holding a physical prop with mechanical mouth movements.
205: Return of Callisto 1996 November 4
(First watched 2025-08-31) When a major character goes through some big life change in what's not something like a season opener or ender, something is probably doomed by the end of the episode. But even by that standard, this was pretty rushed. Gabrielle went from newlywed to widow in about 5 minutes of screen time. I wonder how this will change her character going forward? Like will she not so easily fall for a new guy every other week?
206: Warrior... Princess... Tramp 1996 November 11
207: Intimate Stranger 1996 November 18
208: Ten Little Warlords 1996 November 25
209: A Solstice Carol 1996 December 9
210: The Xena Scrolls 1997 January 13
211: Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis 1997 January 20
212: Destiny 1997 January 27
213: The Quest 1997 February 3
214: A Necessary Evil 1997 February 10
215: A Day in the Life 1997 February 17
216: For Him the Bell Tolls 1997 February 24
217: The Execution 1997 April 7
218: Blind Faith 1997 April 14
221: The Lost Mariner 1997 May 5
222: A Comedy of Eros 1997 May 12
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