George Washington
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1st President of the United States. Succeeded by John Adams. Vice President: John Adams.
One of the best known myths about George Washington concerns him chopping down a cherry tree.
Father: Wot's all this, then?
George: I cannot tell a lie: I chopped down this cherry tree.
Father: Why'd you go and do that?
George: I cannot lie regarding this, either: I'm also a bit of a dick.