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The continuing adventures of Conan, now PG rated so less bloody and sexful. This time Conan is easier to dupe and chased by jailbait. | The continuing adventures of Conan, now PG rated so less bloody and sexful. This time Conan is easier to dupe and chased by jailbait. | ||
May 4, 2008 | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075148/ Rocky] | |||
A jokester realizes his life is shit; attempts to remedy that by chasing a mute and beating the shit out of dead cows. | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079817/ Rocky II] | |||
An emasculated champ needs to prove himself, and makes Rocky feel the same way. Rematch/sequel/rehash ensues. | |||
May 4 & 5, 2008 | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084602/ Rocky III] | |||
Pampered, softened ex-champs team up to take on the evil prototype of Mr. T. | |||
May 5, 2008 | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089927/ Rocky IV] | |||
Creed's hubris takes him out. Rocky misaims his vengeance on the Russian athletoscientific community, and succeeds. | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100507/ Rocky V] | |||
A post-money, post-brain damage Rocky's attempt to carry on in old sets and clothes comes back to bite him in the brain. Also his kid must've taken HGH between movies. | |||