The Colbert Report 2008: Difference between revisions

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'''03-17''': The Word's &quot;The Audacity of Hoplessness&quot; suggests if people stop <u>looking</u> for work and thus aren't counted as unemployed, confidence in the economy will rise, creating more jobs for those people who gave up. &nbsp;Flawless logic.
'''03-17''': The Word's &quot;The Audacity of Hoplessness&quot; suggests if people stop <u>looking</u> for work and thus aren't counted as unemployed, confidence in the economy will rise, creating more jobs for those people who gave up. &nbsp;Flawless logic.
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'''03-18''': Doritos are back! &nbsp;Spicy sweet chili! &nbsp;&quot;It's like I'm holding a caucus in my mouth!&quot;
Bobby is said to be on &quot;America's Next Top Stage Manager&quot;, so Stephen instead sends [[Kareem Abdul-Jabbar]] to search for the Nazi gold, since he claims to have majored in treasure hunting at UCLA.


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