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'''06-16''': Baracknophobia: The irrational fear of hope.
 
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'''06-17''': Stewart not concerned with gays marrying... but for a child with two Jewish mothers.
 
John Oliver married a dude to work around visa troubles.
 
...to Jason Jones!?  The married Canadian marrying John for a similar reason.
 
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'''06-18''': Midwest flooding proves "George Bush doesn't care about white people."
 
Gore's speech compared to both "[[Plan Nine From Outer Space|Plan Nine]]" and [[Jeff Foxworthy]].
 
Little Steve Carell.
 
Hahaha.  Steve trying to buy the program.
 
Colbert is king of crosswords with "truthiness".
 
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'''06-19''': Gitmo is back!  Senior Imprisoned Correspondent.
 
More "The Decider"!
 
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'''06-23''': Stewart is writing a movie where McCain is elected Preisdent, but Michelle Obama is elected First Lady: Commander in Briefs.  It will be shown four times a day on Comedy Central.
 
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'''06-24''': Jon Stewart at Enchantment Under the Sea.
 
Ahahaha, Fetus Pong.
 
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'''06-25''': Dobson... what a dick.
 
Then a load of Coldplay.
 
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'''06-26''': Color chart for evil.
 
Red: Axis of Evil
 
Orange: Contingent of Meanies
 
Yellow: League of Jerks
 
Blue: Gaggle of Douchebags
 
Green: Sisterhood of Traveling Dictators
 
Oh no, Obama, not you with the magic wand too.
 
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'''07-14''': On candidates: They can't be everywhere at once.  "They're not [[Mario Lopez]], for God's sakes!"
 
Iran Rickroll!
 
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'''07-15''': "If you were to stack up the million people on the terrorist watch list... that would be considered a valid interrogation technique."
 
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'''07-16''': &quot;One is a glass half full guy, and the other is an <u>expert on the economy</u>.&quot;
 
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'''07-17''': Hahaha, [[Lou Dobbs|Dobbs]]-o-meter.
 
Ahahaha, bringing a &quot;cougar&quot; on the show.
 
Man who dates younger women = [[Orville Redenbacher|Redenbacher]].
 
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'''07-21''': [[Ed Helms]]! &nbsp;In Iraq with the gang. &nbsp;For boner jokes.
 
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'''07-22''': TOTAL (lack of) RECALL
 
Surprise O'Reilly!
 
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'''07-23''': [[Robert Novak]] is filled with the cure for the cure for caner.
 
McCain Quest: The Search for Attention
 
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'''07-24''': [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is Germany's [[Kevin Bacon]].
 
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'''07-28''': New segment, Red State vs Blue State with Riggle & Oliver.
 
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'''07-29''': National Association of Your Pants Not Falling Down
 
Rappers = Republican Congressmen
 
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'''07-30''': Oh, Sodomy Hussein.
 
CNN's John Roberts was a MuchMusic VJ?!
 
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'''07-31''': [[Brian Williams]], on for the 7000th time.
 
Stewart-as-McCain lays a golden egg.
 
Awesome news team promo. &nbsp;Other networks best run!
 
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'''08-04''': Damn, that's a lot of metaphorical cards.
 
Ahaha, Jason Jones is the Race Genie.
 
Denny's Totally Awesomely Radical Bucket of Mayonnaise & Cheese (Because We're Actually Trying to Kill You)
 
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'''08-05''': Wii Protest
 
President Bush has a thirst for international knowledge... or is a drug mule.
 
[[Fareed Zakaria|Fareed]]!
 
Ahaha, Sam with the only in-uteral election center.
 
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'''08-06''': Words to avoid for McCain: contraption, sarsaparilla, whipper-snapper, negro league, daguerreotype, telegraph, dagnabbit, fossil.
 
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'''08-07''': Rob Riggle: Alpha Reporter.
 
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'''08-11''': On Bush: &quot;He shouldn't be our president, he should be our mascot.&quot;
 
Oh, poor gaffey Riggle.
 
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'''08-12''': &quot;in Europe&quot; = &quot;in bed&quot; for foreign policy.
 
Weird combination of Riggle really in China and fakely in China this week.
 
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'''08-13''': Stewart refers to the young as &quot;post-[[Ghostbusters II]]&quot;.
 
China: &quot;Authoritarian? &nbsp;More like authoritawesome!&quot;
 
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'''08-14''': Phelps is Aquaman.
 
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'''08-26''': DNC in Colorado as a beer ad.
 
Child psychology for crazy PUMAs.
 
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'''08-27''': Ahaha. &nbsp;Sam Bee as Hillary, Wyatt as Barack.
 
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'''08-28''': Joe Biden, Beau Biden, Banana Fana Fo Biden.
 
&quot;Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angle has an orgasm.&quot;
 
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'''08-29''': Fireworks = Mile High Stadium ejaculation.
 
Pre-acceptance speed tailgating.
 
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'''09-02''': &quot;Minneapolis is the [[Danny DeVito]] to St. Paul's [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]].&quot;
 
Xcel Center as post-Katrina Superdome... awesome.
 
Brian Williams... again.
 
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'''09-03''': More [[Sylvester Stallone|Stallone]].
 
More Daily Show News Team coverage of the [[Larry Craig]] bathroom.
 
&quot;Guantanamo Bay isn't a prison, it's a leadership academy.&quot;
 
Great piece on Fox News hypocrites.
 
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'''09-04''': Pro... decision Republicans.
 
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'''09-05''': Jeeezus, Bush & McCain separated by 8 years, but not much else.
 
John McCain: Reformed Maverick
 
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'''09-15''': Jason Jones in Daily Show Nights... beating up [[Larry King]].
 
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'''09-16''': Nice &quot;Crash of the Titans&quot; image. &nbsp;Medusa with snakey arrows.
 
Ahaha, balded Aasif. &nbsp;Can't financially analyze with hair.
 
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'''09-17''': Singing correspondents.
 
Drilli Vanilli?
 
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'''09-18''': Acknowledging economic trouble is bad, working like the Wile E. Coyote theory of gravity.
 
[[Tony Blair]]!?
 
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'''09-23''': Economic problems: the turd icing on this administration's shitcake.
 
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'''09-24''': Lack of access to [[Sarah Palin|Palin]] proves her a successor to [[Dick Cheney|Cheney]].
 
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'''09-25''': Clusterf#@k to the Poor House.
 
John McCain: The only man who can impulsively overreact to something ten days old.
 
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'''09-29''': 2 candidates 1 cup... yuck idea, Jon.
 
John Oliver... pundit who happens to be a Nazi.
 
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'''09-30''': Angry-at-ineffectual-Congress Jon!
 
[[Karl Rove|ROVE]] complaining about hyperpartisanship?
 
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'''10-01''': Couric & Palin in... Gams and Gammer.
 
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'''10-02''': Jon is confident in Palin due to... [[Bronson Pinchot]]'s trapeze skills.
 
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'''10-06''': Jones goes to Wasilla.
 
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'''10-07''': Oh, stupid voters.
 
Stephen with a &quot;You likea da juice?&quot;!
 
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'''10-08''': [[Michelle Obama|Mrs. O]] seems much more comfortable than months ago on [[The Colbert Report 2008|Colbert]].
 
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