2006

January 2 - JJSWiki is born.

February 24 - Don Knotts dies.

March 16 - Final Fantasy XII is released in Japan.

April 17 - Stephen Jr. is born.

April 30 - Stephen Colbert performs at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner, roasting the president and press with truthiness.

May 24 - AJOWiki is born.

May 27 - Alex Toth dies.

June 15 - Samsung ships the first Blu-ray player.

August 8 - Ned Lamont defeats Joe Lieberman in the U.S. Senate Connecticut Democratic primary.

August 24 - The International Astronomical Union redefines the term planet.  Pluto is demoted to the status of dwarf planet.

August 28 - Joshua J. Slone gets his DS Lite.

September 4 - Steve Irwin dies.

September 15 - UPN goes off the air.

September 17 - The WB goes off the air.

September 18 - The CW launches.

October 26 - Gyakuten Saiban 2 is released for DS in Japan.

October 31 - Final Fantasy XII is released in North America.

November 6 - Elite Beat Agents is released in North America.

November 7 - Democrats retake the House and Senate.

November 17 - Sony PlayStation 3 is launched in North America.

November 19 - Nintendo Wii launches in North America.  Joshua J. Slone gets his Wii.

November 29 - Paul Parsley dies.

December 2 - Nintendo Wii launches in Japan.

December 12 - Dragon Quest IX is announced for the Nintendo DS.  The shit hits the fan.

December 18 - Joseph Barbera dies.

December 26 - Gerald Ford dies.

December 30 - Saddam Hussein dies.