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He's just an average man with an average life.  He works from nine to five; hey, hell, he pays the price.  All he wants is to be left alone in his average home, but why does he always feel like he's in the Twilight Zone?
Born: [[May 3]], [[1935]]


He always feels like somebody's watching him, and he has no privacy.  Is it just a dream?
Unbeknownst to most, Ron Popeil is originally from Krypton.  His birth name was Pope-il.  Whereas being on Earth has given Superman amazing strength, Pope-il has the ability to detect minor inconveniences, and feels that it is his responsibility to get rid of them at low, low prices.


When he comes home at night, he bolts the door real tight.  People call him on the phone he's trying to avoid.  But can the people on TV see him, or is he just paranoid?
[http://ronco.com]
 
When he's in the shower, he's afraid to wash his hair, because he might open his eyes and find someone standing there.  People say he's crazy; just a little touched, but maybe showers remind him of Psycho too much.
 
That's why he always feels like somebody's watching him now, and he has no privacy.
 
Who's playing tricks on him?

Revision as of 22:43, 16 April 2023

Born: May 3, 1935

Unbeknownst to most, Ron Popeil is originally from Krypton.  His birth name was Pope-il.  Whereas being on Earth has given Superman amazing strength, Pope-il has the ability to detect minor inconveniences, and feels that it is his responsibility to get rid of them at low, low prices.

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