Days since birth: 104,918
Days between birth and death: 24,767
Days since death: 80,151
One of the best known myths about George Washington concerns him chopping down a cherry tree.
Father: Wot's all this, then?
George: I cannot tell a lie: I chopped down this cherry tree.
Father: Why'd you go and do that?
George: I cannot lie regarding this, either: I'm also a bit of a dick.