2002-02-11: I'm new at this, yo. Watch me ramble.
2002-02-12: Nerdy issues
2002-02-12: N64 games
2002-02-13: Bogus makes good
2002-02-13: By the way
2002-02-13: More Eternal Darkness
2002-02-14: Banks are the devil
2002-02-14: Idea things: Dream Universes
2002-02-14: Be good.
2002-02-14: Eclectile dysfunction
2002-02-14: Rockin' the Kasbah!
2002-02-15: Subject subject, I've got a subject
2002-02-16: Loud obnoxious hand tower dancing girls.
2002-02-17: That's cause YOU played it funny. Now it's my turn. My subjects generally = useless.
2002-02-19: Shorts, and then not so
2002-02-19: No, brain, you can't come out and play.
2002-02-20: Stop, don't touch, leave the area, tell an adult!
2002-02-21: Sweet dreams are made of this, plastic and some chips and bits
2002-02-21: One of those weirdass thought brought up a few days ago.
2002-02-21: Closet lipsyncher
2002-02-22: Rats, Razors, and Rivers
2002-02-23: Mushrooms >= dirt
2002-02-25: P. Johnson = The Job
2002-02-25: Ardente veritate, urita mala mundi! Ardente veritate, incendite tenebras mundi!
2002-02-26: If I had a hammer, I could nail you
2002-02-27: sub ject is a ject tat is sub
2002-02-27: I wonder what the California Raisins were like before they shriveled.
2002-02-28: C is for cookie, and Animal Forest + is coming to US, that's good enough for me.
2002-03-02: In Which Josh Says Things
2002-03-02: Virii virii virius, ne me mori facias
2002-03-04: My feet are cold
2002-03-05: I think it's time we blow this scene. Get everybody and the sheep together.
2002-03-05: Live from RPG class break
2002-03-05: The one where they go to the Yoko Kanno concert while Kenny harasses Rudy
2002-03-06: Fox's Celebrity Boxing. Dude!
2002-03-06: Just call me John Carmack
2002-03-07: <nowiki>(hand tool consisting of a solid head set crosswise on a handle and used for pounding)</nowiki> time
2002-03-09: The day that more or less progressively improved
2002-03-10: Saturday, Saturday, S-s-s-s-saturday!
2002-03-10: I dream of ZANY
2002-03-11: Lucy, in the sky, with the rope
2002-03-12: I _always_ remove my skin before eating
2002-03-14: Don't fear the beeper
2002-03-15: If I could save pi in a bottle
2002-03-16: Gills > Gil
2002-03-16: Oh, what the hell
2002-03-17: It's too late to subject.
2002-03-17: Well, ass.
2002-03-18: Shotguns & Pickups, Agribusiness, Back Country Folks
2002-03-19: Nobody plummets to the bottom of ravines intact
2002-03-19: Ethical relativism. And doped spiders!
2002-03-20: Mountain Don't.
2002-03-20: Short and long.
2002-03-21: *adds commas and filler text*
2002-03-22: Yo, it was definitely MC Wrong, rockin' jam after jam of inaccurate song
2002-03-24: Day 2, Part 2
2002-03-26: Smurfy Smurf smurfed the smurfwod smurf yestersmurf!
2002-03-26: He DID say he'd be back again some day...
2002-03-27: Chicken Chicken Potato Sodium
2002-03-27: I'll filth and filth your filth
2002-03-28: Zombie. Revive. Zombie. Revive. Zantetsuken. Zombie. Revive. Run.
2002-03-28: Cracker Barrel logo = Cracker + Barrel
2002-03-29: ~Train, take me faaar awaaay. There ain't no gettin' off.~
2002-03-29: Holy bejesus!
2002-03-30: FF FF FF FF FF FF FF
2002-03-31: Blast it!
2002-04-01: Oh no!, the beat's all busted up, like the GIA
2002-04-02: Reese's Madness
2002-04-03: When is a toe not a toe? When it is an anthropomorphic porcelain lung.
2002-04-03: Pope Joshua Slone Dip Dop Duppy XIV of the Western Panhead Cabal
2002-04-04: Hail Eris!
2002-04-04: Unharry Coin!
2002-04-06: The deranged female is on the room's level base.
2002-04-07: Isn't it such ironicness.
2002-04-08: Meat machine
2002-04-08: Non, non non, NON NON dead.
2002-04-09: Jesse James Dean Martin Lawrence
2002-04-09: MIDDAY MADNESS
2002-04-10: I feel Coke!
2002-04-11: Blad, bladder, bladdest
2002-04-11: I let my epidermis hang free.
2002-04-12: What is it that you are speaking of, Willis?
2002-04-13: Butters > Butter
2002-04-14: Don't sell your vital organs. (You need them.)
2002-04-15: Gun -grave -blade -valkyrie -dam
2002-04-16: Irrational numbers <> the job
2002-04-17: <nowiki>(Pikmin v ?Cancer) --> Good</nowiki>
2002-04-18: "Hey! This isn't a coffee-cup! It's a giant oinly hairball I found while cleaning my workshop!"
2002-04-18: Spend all day working on that one, and still update a few minutes later.
2002-04-19: Liver City Ransom = Tasty
2002-04-20: Do your olfactory senses detect what Dwayne Johnson is fixing up on the range?
2002-04-21: "MOLTAR YOU'RE INSANE YOU NEVER DID EAT YOUR MOM" - MegaHAL
2002-04-22: It's that time of day again.
2002-04-23: My one-day two-year trip to Japan
2002-04-24: "I LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE MAN IT'S A LOT OF FUN TO PUT YOUR BUM ON A PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS" - MegaHAL
2002-04-25: Playing with my Pino
2002-04-26: Yankee Doodle Dandee + Crocodile Dundee = something
2002-04-27: Maybe I'm A Loin
2002-04-28: Howdy, 4 AM. Been a while since I've seen you.
2002-04-29: fan-, bore-, con-, -inatrix, -Deluise
2002-04-29: Film and theater styles: Back to the Future