MegaHAL - Back to the Future

So I've occasionally fed MegaHAL gobs of related text and seen what he will combine it into.  In 2002 I did this with the script to Back to the Future.  I recently ran across the text file where I saved some of the more entertaining results, and figure it's better to let it sit in the wiki and be randomly run across than to forever sit in my old data crevices offline.

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<nowiki>*capitalization touched up by me*</nowiki>

Doc, I'm from the top of the United States in 1985?

Oh, thank you, thank you.  Okay now, we run some industrial strength electrical cable from the atomic wars.  This is the first lady.

Wait a minute, are you telling me it had a feeling too.

Silence Earthling.  My name is Darth Vader.  I'm an extra-terrestrial from the atomic wars.  This is the first time traveler.  I sent him into the flux-capacitor, sending you back to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance on Saturday.

Good evening, I'm Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on an historic journey.  What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called.

October is inventory time.  So right now, Statler Toyota is making the best deals of the sink.  And when I kiss you, it's like it's been educational.

Now, Biff, um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna strike the clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity.

See, there's Biff out there waxing it right now.  Now, Biff, I wanna make sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug store, but in 1955, it's a nice name.

Shut your filthy mouth, I'm not your answering service, but you're outside pouting about the future.

Quiet, quiet.  I'm gonna read your thoughts.  Let's see if you let people walk all over it when that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean he wrecked it, totaled it.  I needed that car smashed into me.  Who's gonna pay for this?  I spilled beer all over you for all my life.

Okay, real mature guys.  Okay, Biff, will you pick up my hair.

Silence Earthling.  My name is Darth Vader.  I'm an extra-terrestrial from the old lady's liquor cabinet.

Check out that four by four.  That is hot.  Someday, Jennifer, someday.  Wouldn't it be great to take a little bumpy.

Whoa, this is where Ralph dresses up as the eye could see.  Old man Peabody, owned all of your ass.  Hold him.

Last modified on 22 February 2009, at 12:31