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| Guy Kojima Solid
| | [[1944]] - [[Harold Ramis]] is born. |
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| Physics, 12-12:50 PM, March 30, 2001
| | [[November 20]] - November 21 - [[November 22]] |
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| Hideo Kojima
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| Hideo Kojima
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| Hideo Kojima what a guy
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| x2 (y'know, do it twice each time, with a bit of a pause between)
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| Hideo Kojima, he worked on Metal Gear
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| Hideo Kojima, he's prob'ly had a beer
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| Hideo Kojima's in Japan he's far not near
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| Kojima doesn't rhyme with bulemia,
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| But it's pretty close
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| Hideo doesn't rhyme with hideous,
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| But he is
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| He worked on Zone of Enders, MGS2D-emo
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| He killed a newborn baby; bit off 7 of its toes
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| Been interviewed by EGM, IGN, and more
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| Masterminded the Holocaust during the 2nd World War
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| He works at Konami, which gave us DDR
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| While Hideo ran Gunpei Yokoi down in his car
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| He works on cinematic games, with cutscenes abound
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| He steals from charities & burns hospitals o the ground
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| Hideo Kojima, he slit your grandma's throat
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| He took your pa & grandpa, and drowned them in a moat
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| Hideo Kojima, he microwaved your mom
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| He took your bro & sister, introduced them to a bomb
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| He's now living on your roof, sniping off all visitors
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| And by the way he's framing you, I sure hope you like prisoners
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