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| | [[2001]] - Microsoft [[Xbox]] launches in North America. |
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| After a claim that Smash Bros.'s special moves could be taught in one sentence, I further put it in haiku form.
| | [[2009]] - [[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]] releases in North America. |
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| <pre>Special moves with B; | | <noinclude>{{DayNav}}</noinclude> |
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| combine with stick directions
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| or use it alone.</pre>
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| 2007-04-17, early AM
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| [[Perfect Strangers]] theme song, twisted.
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| Babelfish to Japanese and back, it is called Complete Others.
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| <pre>All is well in life
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| Sometimes the world looks perfect
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| Naught to rearrange
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| All's not well in life
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| Sometimes you get a feeling
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| Like change is needed
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| I will move forward
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| Probability be damned
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| Things won't block my path
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| This flame in my heart
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| Brings light to a dark street's end
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| And a long lost friend
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| Standing above all
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| Upon the wings of my dream
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| Rising and falling
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| Bear rain and thunder
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| I am bound for better days
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| Wind and haze will pass
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| Yes, this is my life
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| Nothing's gonna stop me now
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| And this is my dream</pre>
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| From a [[NeoGAF]] thread 2007-02-02
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| <nowiki>http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5481647&postcount;=22
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| </nowiki> <pre>Carefully raise child
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| Build pool, get in, remove ladder
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| Will Wright kills again
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| Follow his commands
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| Peaceful settings hide monsters
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| Olimar: small god
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| Where were you that day?
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| Your alibi is air tight?
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| Objection! You lie!
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| Tree stumps fill the land
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| Crushed flower; rotten turnip
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| Truly a wild world
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| Simple happening
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| With a crazy bizarre twist
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| Help! Agents are go.</pre>
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| [[Animal Crossing Pioneer]]. These are the haiku [[Alex Fraioli|Al]] and I used to win early copies of [[Animal Crossing]] back in 2002.
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| <pre>Haiku
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| <nowiki><nowiki>-----</nowiki></nowiki>
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| Josh:
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| Twenty-four seven
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| Thee six five (or six) per year
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| Animal Crossing
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| If can't Pioneer,
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| Mario would stay in Cube;
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| Legs would atrophy!
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| <nowiki><nowiki>-----</nowiki></nowiki>
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| Alex:
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| Night and Day system
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| It sounds promising to me
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| Acting as if real
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| And when connected
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| To my small Game Boy Advance
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| Possibilities!</pre>
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| An old text file dated [[April 3]], [[2002]]. Note the single 5-syllable line in the middle that didn't grow into a full haiku, but I leave here for historical accuracy:
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| <pre>It's a theory.
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| Derive, backwards, integrate
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| It's fundamental.
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| Can't imagine it
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| Square root of negative one
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| But it seems to work
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| Side over sine same?
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| Two pi radius
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| Pi, radius: a great team.
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| Pi radius squared
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| Four times pi r squared
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| Pi, radius: In 3D!
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| Four thirds pi r cubed</pre>
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| Saved in old text file
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| <pre>First haiku to my GameCube controller, Thursday, October 4, 2001:
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| Over here, baby
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| You've such beautiful shoulders
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| Let me feel you up</pre>
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| I found these in an old notebook. They look to be something I did while passing the time around [[Nintendo GameCube|GameCube]] launch.
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| <pre>It's Monday the twelfth
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| I can't wait for my GameCube
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| Hurry up, Sunday
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| The chair has been moved
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| The speakers are optimised
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| Now to afford it
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| Blow up the Death Star
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| Rogue Squadron, where's our cover!?
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| Factor 5, you rock.
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| Where is Mario?
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| Classic wuss meets vacuum tale
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| Luigi's Mansion
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| Two hundred dollars
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| Four controller ports standard
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| Ate into my brain
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| Flipper by ArtX
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| Gekko made by IBM
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| Controller from Shin
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| I'm so damn obsessed
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| But that's just the way I am
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| So I write haiku
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| Nintendo, my world
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| Now how to turn this knowledge
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| Into cold hard cash
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| Ant-plant-like creatures
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| Controlled by tiny spaceman?
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| Now THAT is the job
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| There's more of it all
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| Even Ice Climbers are here
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| Super Smash Brothers!
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| Hugeass controller
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| Coupled with a hugeass price
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| Poor MS Xbox</pre>
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| Same old notebook, and considering the subject matter, similar time frame
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| <pre>I crash into things
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| Hijack hijack hijack hi
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| Kiss your buildings bye</pre>
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| Saved in old text file
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| <pre>8/22/2001, early morn
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| MST3K
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| Arisen like Lazarus
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| Then bitch-slapped back down
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| 8/23/2001, early morn. Space World pre-show. This is a haiku about the reaction of many people. Rated M.
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| Crowded IRC
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| Praying for new media
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| THAT'S Zelda!?! The fuck!</pre>
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