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July 17, 2015<br> | July 17, 2015<br> | ||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478970/ | [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478970/ Ant-Man]<br> | ||
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids + Mission Impossible + Pikmin, though not quite as impressive as them individually. | Honey, I Shrunk the Kids + Mission Impossible + Pikmin, though not quite as impressive as them individually. | ||
August 4, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243655/ Wet Hot American Summer]<br> | |||
Story goes in 10 directions, like a more-held-together Caddyshack. Totally stupid in almost all of the right ways. | |||
August 5, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758742/ Death Note]<br> | |||
Fairly faithful adaptation, right down to the totally BS gaijin names. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. | |||
August 6, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810827/ Death Note II: The Last Name]<br> | |||
Much more condensed and modified, this conclusion may actually be more satisfying than the drawn-out source material. | |||
Early September-ish?, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286716/ The Hulk]<br> | |||
Some visually interesting stuff, though the CG doesn't really hold up. Hulk capabilities and backstory preeeetty weird. Nick Nolte as himself. | |||
October 10, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3659388/ The Martian]<br> | |||
MacGyver/Robinson Crusoe in space. Matches the beats of the source material pretty closely. | |||
November 6, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0359013/ Blade: Trinity]<br> | |||
Dipshit vampires and dumb vampire versus asshole vampire and mortal morons. Who will win? Who cares? | |||
November ?, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3076658/ Creed]<br> | |||
Like the third in the series to try to rererevisit elements of the original Rocky? But it mostly works. | |||
December 17, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/ Star Wars: The Force Awakens] | |||
A movie by people with Death Star-sized boners for A New Hope, and who also think you've got to make things bigger to be more impressive. |