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[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3659388/ The Martian]<br> | [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3659388/ The Martian]<br> | ||
MacGyver/Robinson Crusoe in space. Matches the beats of the source material pretty closely. | MacGyver/Robinson Crusoe in space. Matches the beats of the source material pretty closely. | ||
November 6, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0359013/ Blade: Trinity]<br> | |||
Dipshit vampires and dumb vampire versus asshole vampire and mortal morons. Who will win? Who cares? | |||
November ?, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3076658/ Creed]<br> | |||
Like the third in the series to try to rererevisit elements of the original Rocky? But it mostly works. | |||
December 17, 2015<br> | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/ Star Wars: The Force Awakens] | |||
A movie by people with Death Star-sized boners for A New Hope, and who also think you've got to make things bigger to be more impressive. | |||