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'''05-14''': On [[Edwards|John Edwards]]: "He's going to need more than two Americas to hide from [[Hillary Clinton]]."
'''05-14''': On [[Edwards|John Edwards]]: "He's going to need more than two Americas to hide from [[Hillary Clinton]]."


Recount: "This movie is [Democrats'] version of Titanic, only in this movie the Supreme Court declares the iceberg President."
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'''06-16''': The guest's Peabody came to visit.
 
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'''06-17''': Timebersporter Mike Forrester... got to second round due to disqualification. &nbsp;Go Mike! &nbsp;Beat Nwe Zealand!
 
Love the Internet/mosh pit analogy.
 
Hey, a Firefox 3 plug from the guest!
 
Ha! &nbsp;Putting up a Peabody on the portrait, since painting Stephen was standing in front of the other.
 
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'''06-18''': Stephen = Ballsy Smurf
 
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'''06-19''': [[George Foster Peabody]] earns a Golden Dorito. &nbsp;Nice.
 
[[Cookie Monster]]! &nbsp;What kind of freakshow Muppet lineup is Comedy Central running? &nbsp;&quot;Me like the [[Robert Downey Jr.]] of cookies!&quot;
 
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'''06-23''': WristStrong anniversary!
 
Face violence!
 
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'''06-24''': Colbert gets a spider!
 
Colbert & Will Smith compare ear talents.
 
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'''06-25''': [[Neil deGrasse Tyson]] again? &nbsp;Is this visit 4 or something?
 
Tonight's Make McCain Interestings are awesome.
 
Stephen wants buildings with huge tits... metaphorically speaking.
 
Oh, it's Neil's <u>fifth</u> time.
 
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'''06-26''': Tacos = freedom shells
 
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'''07-14''': Dalai Grimace.
 
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'''07-15''': [[Donald Trump]] is the [[Rosa Parks]] of giant flags.
 
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'''07-16''': Jimmy is quite the Rush fan.
 
&quot;President Bush may be a lame duck, but somebody forgot to tell his balls.&quot;
 
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'''07-17''': Rush there all night!? &nbsp;Long song.
 
&quot;Everyone knows I'm a big believer in John McCain. &nbsp;I believe he exists.&quot;
 
The McCain Report!
 
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'''07-21''': Barack Obama's Elitist Summer Abroad vs John McCain's Fiscally Responsible Staycation
 
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'''07-22''': Ben & Jerry's Kim John Dill.
 
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'''07-23''': Multi-Grain.
 
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'''07-24''': Threatdown... no #5 or #1?
 
Stephen trades WristStrongs with a spaceman!
 
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'''07-28''': Stephen-on-tape calls in to... Stephen.
 
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'''07-29''': Oh Stephen... you can't express milk.
 
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'''07-30''': Deep fried stick-on-a-stick more healthy than corn dog.
 
Damn, Stephen is hitting Canton, Kansas hard!
 
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Colbert?!
 
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'''07-31''': Ha, Starbucks on <u>both</u> sides of his desk! &nbsp;Poor Barry.
 
Cheating Death is always so great.
 
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'''08-04''': This interview is brought to you by [[Dr Pepper]]!
 
Stephen: &quot;That's cause I blew it so hard.&quot; &nbsp;Crowd: &quot;Ohh!&quot; &nbsp;Stephen: &quot;Oh my god.&quot;
 
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'''08-05''': Obama is pro-inflation.
 
Canton again. &nbsp;Canton, South Dakota is up next!
 
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'''08-06''': Ignorant-Americans. &nbsp;They're so discriminated against.
 
&quot;How many bugs do other TV hosts have? &nbsp;Other than that giant praying mantis that follows [[Sean Hannity]] around.&quot;
 
Spida of Love
 
Dribble-down economics.
 
To Costner: &quot;You've got two Oscars and I've got an assload of Peabodys.&quot;
 
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'''08-07''': Giant foam prayer hands!
 
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'''08-11''': Esteban! &nbsp;And his director, Jaime.
 
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'''08-12''': &quot;[[Even Bayh]]? &nbsp;He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.&quot;
 
Canton, Texas!
 
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'''08-13''': On Wikiplagiarism: President 404 File Not Found.
 
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'''08-14''': &quot;Sarajevo is for lovers... of trench warfare.&quot;
 
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'''08-26''': Stephen sounds off tonight. &nbsp;Sore throat?
 
Ahaha, powerful Stephen telling his children to go to sleep via satellite.
 
No, he ate insulation. &nbsp;It's not cotton candy.
 
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'''08-27''': The Denver set is such an incredible recreation.
 
Huck!
 
RIP [[Stephanie Tubbs Jones|Judge Tubbs]].
 
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'''08-28''': AMABO
 
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'''08-29''': God out of federal government = feeral vernment.
 
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'''09-02''': Ahahaha... using 4 year old Stephen footage as a correspondent. &nbsp;Well, fake old footage.
 
Heeeey, the Batman P.O.W.! joke.
 
Thanks for the laughs, Make McCain Exciting.
 
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'''09-03''': Ahaha. &nbsp;Now the show is in New Orleans.
 
&quot;John McCain is so tough, he'll even stand up to John McCain.&quot;
 
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'''09-04''': Show from... the Atlanta airport.
 
Raisin' McCain
 
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'''09-05''': Back to St. Paul!
 
Yay, new McCain green screen! &nbsp;He really asked for it.
 
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'''09-15''': Gorlok gives bad advice.
 
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'''09-16''': Oh, spelled Gorlock. &nbsp;Cindy McCain is of his species.
 
[http://nothingbutnets.net nothingbutnets.net]
 
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'''09-17''': Economy is strong ''and'' at risk, like a muscle man who won't use a condom.
 
Charlene: Behind her always.
 
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'''09-18''': Ice Manhattan -&gt; Walrus Sex and the City
 
Formula 4001: A Space Odyseed (For Women)
 
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'''09-23''': Rickles!!
 
The Word: OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsingAndWeWillSoonBeDevouringEachOtherInTheStreetsLikeDogsAndACrippledOne-EyedBoyWillBeKingIfWeDon'tFixThisByNextWeek!
 
Vote For Taft, He's a Human Raft
 
Crystal Pepsi!
 
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'''09-24''': &quot;People tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I have a late-night talk show.&quot;
 
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'''09-25''': FDR vs TR: A tie! &nbsp;The winner: Roosevelt Franklin the muppet.
 
&quot;Sarah Palin is a dude! &nbsp;Good news, fellas: You're not sexist, you're gay.&quot;
 
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'''09-29''': Good ol' Prescott: Chinese Firebones & Capillary Yogurt?
 
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'''09-30''': A sly reference to his old theft of [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]]'s corpse!
 
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'''10-01''': Teen voter abstinence. &nbsp;Hahaha.
 
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'''10-02''': Stephen Colbert shoots a former lover in the throes of passion!
 
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'''10-06''': Stephen shoots audience member again!
 
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'''10-07''': Town-hall Stephen.
 
[[Jared Fogle]] eaten by a bear.
 
Librarians are communists... is that what they've been hiding.


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'''10-08''': Stephen has the skull of [[Amelia Earhart]].
 
The Atone Phone is back! &nbsp;[[Gilbert Gottfried|Gottfried]] wants Colbert dead.


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