The Daily Show 2008
A Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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01-08: Jon's strike solidarity... unibrow?
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01-09: John Oliver... present due to the potential threat of deportation? Man, that makes Stewart's uncomfort about returning to the... err, a show seem like nothing.
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01-10: John Oliver on again tonight. I wonder if, due to the circumstances mentioned yesterday, he's the only correspondent?
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01-11: Nope. Mandvi, Riggle, and Jones were on tonight.
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01-14: Fareed Zakaria, making his three-hundred seventh Daily Show appearance.
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01-15: Jon and John Bolton were much more civil tonight. Not like their arguments about Lincoln during his last appearance.
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01-16: Too bad he couldn't have the show run long like Stephen did last week; the third of that Jonah Goldberg interview we saw was pretty interesting.
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01-17: Ahaha, a look back on the Lewinsky scandal of a decade ago, "10 Suckin' Years". The retro clips of Jon Stewart were great. "Jon, your younger brother was very talented."
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01-21: I think tonight's guest gave too little credit to the stories and traits newsmen assign to candidates. He said by the time one got recognized another would be there to replace it. However, things like "Al Gore exaggerates" and "John Kerry is a fake" went on for a good year.
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01-22: So they've sent Jason Jones to Iceland to get their troop to return to Iraq.
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01-23: Jason Jones on his failure: "I'd let down my country. Also the one below it." (HE IS CANADIAN HURF BURF.)
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01-24: Tonight's guest: the "hot lady" in the "hot lady/bald guy" pair they were recently talking about financial shows being.
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01-28: It's... A Daily Show. But nothing in particular leaps out.
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01-29: Jon agrees... that was a pretty lame State of the Union.
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01-30: Jon Stewart is very short. Also, they had to pull all the Giuliani 9/11 jokes they could this time, since they won't get as many chances. "After finishing 9th and 11th in Florida" ... "He made the announcement at 11 after 9, Giuliani Standard Time"
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01-31: I should really write these things sooner, because backwriting this entry from February 5th, I can't say much what happened.
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02-04: Ménage à awesome.
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02-05: Jon... never quite competent with the props. Getting that fire extinguisher expellent all over his legs, ahahaha.
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02-06: New Daily Show poll organization... featuring pretty well every single current correspondent. Making death threats.
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02-07: If Mitt Romney continues his campaign... the terrorists win. Also, an Ed Helms repeat from late 2005.
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02-11: On Hillary talking about eating hot peppers: "Her campaign may not be on fire, but I'm guessing her anus is."
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02-12: It somehow seems appropriate that frequent The Daily Show guest Bill Kristol would make an appearance on A Daily Show before its demise.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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02-13: The The is back!
Actually the first thing I noticed that signaled a return to normalcy was Jon's show-beginning doodling. "He's writing!" I said, "On a script!"
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02-14: (I forgot to comment again.)
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02-26: Ahh, the good old post-Oscars Jon-bashing. Lowest ratings ever? Ouch. To misquote Jon Oliver, "Two years ago when you gave a basic cable performance, millions watched. Now when you give a world-class performance, you bring in a basic cable audience."
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02-27: Nobody drinks condom coffee like Jason Jones.
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02-28: The youth-based version of the TDS election street team was even more ridiculous.
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03-03: The flow of the Hillary interview was totally blown by the satellite lag and them talking over each other.
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03-04: I want to watch Riggle's do-or-die primary show. "One will win. The other will get their head chopped off and shit down their neck!"
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03-05: Jack Nicholson's Hillary ad is crazy. Jon's fake one is crazier.
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03-06: Boy oh boy, more of their filthy filthy animations. This time with Michigan's mitten and Florida's... Dangleschlong. Not to mention that dirty Upper Peninsula.
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03-10: Rob Riggle vs anti-Marine forces.
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03-11: Ahaha at Lewis Black. Says he's not been on the show much lately, but when news broke about a prostitution scandal there was a helicopter at his apartment to rush him to the studio.
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03-12: Nice "Tainted Gov" trailer.
John Oliver says prostitutes are Spitzer's Achilles heel, if Achilles's heel had been on his penis.
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03-13: New contributor, Kristen Schaal.
Guest Dana Perino. They're really racking up those press secretaries.
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03-17: Ahahaha, Aasif's financial report done during a jump from a building.
Wilmore on Spitzer's replacement: "People thought they were eleting a white governor with a black sidekick. Now the sidekick is governor? Imagine if Ernie Hudson became lead Ghostbuster. Most customers would rather have a ghost in their house than Ernie Hudson."
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03-18: New segment: "The Govs Must Be Horny". Let's see if they can get through all 50.
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03-19: This just in: Jon Stewart to die at the end of March 2008 from the great plague.
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03-20: The return of the long fake hands! Last seen correcting Huckabee on his closeness to the nomination, now correcting 2003 Rummy on the shortness of the war.
Nice faux-(diamond commercial) for a 5th anniversary gift for Iraq.
They're on tonight! Dick Cheney: International Man of Misery.
Hey, a toss!
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03-31: Jon predicts a Mets year of 162-0.
Ahaha. Bush threw out the first pitch on "Boo day".
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04-01: Non-notable.
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04-02: Monsters of Nostalgia tour? I could go for that.
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04-03: Jon really lost it during John's recitation of ribald names.
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04-07: got mlk?
Ahaha. Riggle as a CG dolphin with breasts called Beowulf Porpoiseburg? This show has come far.
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04-08: Not notable enough to remember some days later when I write this.
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04-09: I love "Iraq Me Dave Petraeus".
Even Future Jon uses the fake hands.
Ahahahaha... Stephen confuses Petraeus hearings with Battlestar Galactica.
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04-10: Oliver's documentary on the... maturation of Fox's political views from one heavily criticizing executive power to one heavily in favor of executive power was quite interesting.
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04-14: Jon's new word game: Take everything Bush says will happen to Iraq if we leave, but change it to saying that's what would happen if we invade, and it's true. Part of his nonexistent book Sad Libs.
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04-15: Bush administration torture group: People for the Ethical Treatment of Nobody.
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04-16: Bush to Pope: "Awesome speech."
A... field piece? They have them on this show?
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04-17: Jon to ABC's debate runners: "Stop doing my job!"
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04-21: Thank goodness Larry Wilmore is there to interpret blanguage for us.
Also, Barack showed up (via satellite). That's both shows consecutively (not counting the weekend).
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04-22: Hill-rod? Seriously?
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04-23: On Clinton's number games: "That sounds like a giant If You to the process."
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04-24: I wonder how comfortable McCain will be coming back to the show, now that he's under greatly increased scrutiny from the team?
What a penis-ful episode.
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04-28: Ahahaha. Penis theft panic color alert chart.
The Reverending Story
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04-29: Aasif really seems to be enjoying GTA IV.
Ahaha. A PSA for dry humping.
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04-30: One story stretched to eight news cycles: "Festival of Wrights".
Nice hat, Stephen!
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05-01: Jason Jones: Pretty horrible person.
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05-05: A Charlie Brown Gas Tax Holiday
These political advertisers... wow, such scum!
Stephen renounces Jon as his pastor.
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05-06: R. Kelly impersonator is back!
The Pollies are great.
Fareed Zakaria. And why not.
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05-07: McCain makes a much better talk show guest than presidential candidate.
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05-08: Lewis Black on stimulus: "I wonder what I can invade for $600."
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05-12: If this interview with ex-Undersecretary of Defense Doug Feith were being covered on The Daily Show, I think their graphic would say "Feith Club".
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05-13: Mind of Scalia... that would probably be better.
Indecisionski 08avich
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05-14: Chris Matthews vs Terry McAuliffe: West Virginia Douche Off
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05-15: Golf War.
Great Republican/depressant ad.
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05-27: Airing a bit late, but Rob Riggle in Indiana for the primary... Including Wabash, Indiana!?
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05-28: Oh, John McCain buttocks watercoloring.
Obama's running mate... himself in a fat suit.
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05-29: Riggle on paternity leave, congrats! Also, he joined the Marines to fight fire monsters.
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06-02: Ahaha. The B-52s's Fred Schneider reading Scott McClellan's book.
DNC R&B; committee: MI FL Hunters
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06-03: SURPRISE! McAuliffe. He has become slef-parody.
Wyatt Cenac, eh?
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06-04: Barack Hussein Napoleon Pol Pot Obama.
The Lincoln time travel effect reminds me of the Lavos battle background.
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06-05: John McCain earning a "My son, the doctor" at AIPAC.
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06-09: Nice CG man-eating plant.
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06-10: Gitmo: Least popular Sesame Street muppet ever.
Ahaha. Enhanced Makeover for a Guantanamo cell.
"It was amazing. I couldn't believe it was the same cell. What homosexual did this? Death to him."
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06-11: Hey, the fake Obama ad!
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06-12: Corddry! In Slovenia!
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06-16: Baracknophobia: The irrational fear of hope.
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06-17: Stewart not concerned with gays marrying... but for a child with two Jewish mothers.
John Oliver married a dude to work around visa troubles.
...to Jason Jones!? The married Canadian marrying John for a similar reason.
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06-18: Midwest flooding proves "George Bush doesn't care about white people."
Gore's speech compared to both "Plan Nine" and Jeff Foxworthy.
Little Steve Carell.
Hahaha. Steve trying to buy the program.
Colbert is king of crosswords with "truthiness".
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06-19: Gitmo is back! Senior Imprisoned Correspondent.
More "The Decider"!
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06-23: Stewart is writing a movie where McCain is elected Preisdent, but Michelle Obama is elected First Lady: Commander in Briefs. It will be shown four times a day on Comedy Central.
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06-24: Jon Stewart at Enchantment Under the Sea.
Ahahaha, Fetus Pong.
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06-25: Dobson... what a dick.
Then a load of Coldplay.
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06-26: Color chart for evil.
Red: Axis of Evil
Orange: Contingent of Meanies
Yellow: League of Jerks
Blue: Gaggle of Douchebags
Green: Sisterhood of Traveling Dictators
Oh no, Obama, not you with the magic wand too.
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07-14: On candidates: They can't be everywhere at once. "They're not Mario Lopez, for God's sakes!"
Iran Rickroll!
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07-15: "If you were to stack up the million people on the terrorist watch list... that would be considered a valid interrogation technique."
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07-16: "One is a glass half full guy, and the other is an expert on the economy."
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07-17: Hahaha, Dobbs-o-meter.
Ahahaha, bringing a "cougar" on the show.
Man who dates younger women = Redenbacher.
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07-21: Ed Helms! In Iraq with the gang. For boner jokes.
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07-22: TOTAL (lack of) RECALL
Surprise O'Reilly!
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07-23: Robert Novak is filled with the cure for the cure for caner.
McCain Quest: The Search for Attention
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07-24: Hitler is Germany's Kevin Bacon.
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07-28: New segment, Red State vs Blue State with Riggle & Oliver.
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07-29: National Association of Your Pants Not Falling Down
Rappers = Republican Congressmen
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07-30: Oh, Sodomy Hussein.
CNN's John Roberts was a MuchMusic VJ?!
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07-31: Brian Williams, on for the 7000th time.
Stewart-as-McCain lays a golden egg.
Awesome news team promo. Other networks best run!
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08-04: Damn, that's a lot of metaphorical cards.
Ahaha, Jason Jones is the Race Genie.
Denny's Totally Awesomely Radical Bucket of Mayonnaise & Cheese (Because We're Actually Trying to Kill You)
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08-05: Wii Protest
President Bush has a thirst for international knowledge... or is a drug mule.
Ahaha, Sam with the only in-uteral election center.
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08-06: Words to avoid for McCain: contraption, sarsaparilla, whipper-snapper, negro league, daguerreotype, telegraph, dagnabbit, fossil.
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08-07: Rob Riggle: Alpha Reporter.
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08-11: On Bush: "He shouldn't be our president, he should be our mascot."
Oh, poor gaffey Riggle.
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08-12: "in Europe" = "in bed" for foreign policy.
Weird combination of Riggle really in China and fakely in China this week.
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08-13: Stewart refers to the young as "post-Ghostbusters II".
China: "Authoritarian? More like authoritawesome!"
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08-14: Phelps is Aquaman.
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08-26: DNC in Colorado as a beer ad.
Child psychology for crazy PUMAs.
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08-27: Ahaha. Sam Bee as Hillary, Wyatt as Barack.
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08-28: Joe Biden, Beau Biden, Banana Fana Fo Biden.
"Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angle has an orgasm."
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08-29: Fireworks = Mile High Stadium ejaculation.
Pre-acceptance speed tailgating.
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09-02: "Minneapolis is the Danny DeVito to St. Paul's Schwarzenegger."
Xcel Center as post-Katrina Superdome... awesome.
Brian Williams... again.
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09-03: More Stallone.
More Daily Show News Team coverage of the Larry Craig bathroom.
"Guantanamo Bay isn't a prison, it's a leadership academy."
Great piece on Fox News hypocrites.
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09-04: Pro... decision Republicans.
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09-05: Jeeezus, Bush & McCain separated by 8 years, but not much else.
John McCain: Reformed Maverick
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09-15: Jason Jones in Daily Show Nights... beating up Larry King.
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09-16: Nice "Crash of the Titans" image. Medusa with snakey arrows.
Ahaha, balded Aasif. Can't financially analyze with hair.
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09-17: Singing correspondents.
Drilli Vanilli?
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09-18: Acknowledging economic trouble is bad, working like the Wile E. Coyote theory of gravity.
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09-23: Economic problems: the turd icing on this administration's shitcake.
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09-24: Lack of access to Palin proves her a successor to Cheney.
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09-25: Clusterf#@k to the Poor House.
John McCain: The only man who can impulsively overreact to something ten days old.
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09-29: 2 candidates 1 cup... yuck idea, Jon.
John Oliver... pundit who happens to be a Nazi.
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09-30: Angry-at-ineffectual-Congress Jon!
ROVE complaining about hyperpartisanship?
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10-01: Couric & Palin in... Gams and Gammer.
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10-02: Jon is confident in Palin due to... Bronson Pinchot's trapeze skills.
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10-06: Jones goes to Wasilla.
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10-07: Oh, stupid voters.
Stephen with a "You likea da juice?"!
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10-08: Mrs. O seems much more comfortable than months ago on Colbert.
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