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'''01-31''': I should really write these things sooner, because backwriting this entry from February 5th, I can't say much what happened.
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'''02-04''': [[Ménage à awesome]].
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'''02-05''': Jon... never quite competent with the props.  Getting that fire extinguisher expellent all over his legs, ahahaha.
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'''02-06''': New Daily Show poll organization... featuring pretty well every single current correspondent.  Making death threats.
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'''02-07''': If [[Mitt Romney]] continues his campaign... the terrorists win.  Also, an [[Ed Helms]] repeat from late '''[[2005]]'''.
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'''02-11''': On Hillary talking about eating hot peppers: "Her campaign may not be on fire, but I'm guessing her anus is."
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'''02-12''': It somehow seems appropriate that frequent The Daily Show guest [[Bill Kristol]] would make an appearance on A Daily Show before its demise.
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===The Daily Show with Jon Stewart===
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'''02-13''': The The is back!
Actually the first thing I noticed that signaled a return to normalcy was Jon's show-beginning doodling.  "He's writing!" I said, "On a script!"
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'''02-14''': (I forgot to comment again.)
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'''02-26''': Ahh, the good old post-Oscars Jon-bashing.  Lowest ratings ever?  Ouch.  To misquote Jon Oliver, "Two years ago when you gave a basic cable performance, millions watched.  Now when you give a world-class performance, you bring in a basic cable audience."
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'''02-27''': Nobody drinks condom coffee like Jason Jones.
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'''02-28''': The youth-based version of the TDS election street team was even more ridiculous.
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'''03-03''': The flow of the [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]] interview was totally blown by the satellite lag and them talking over each other.
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'''03-04''': I want to watch Riggle's do-or-die primary show.  "One will win.  The other will get their head chopped off and shit down their neck!"
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'''03-05''': [[Jack Nicholson]]'s Hillary ad is crazy.  Jon's fake one is crazier.
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'''03-06''': Boy oh boy, more of their filthy filthy animations.  This time with Michigan's mitten and Florida's... Dangleschlong.  Not to mention that dirty Upper Peninsula.
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'''03-10''': Rob Riggle vs anti-Marine forces.
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'''03-11''': Ahaha at [[Lewis Black]].  Says he's not been on the show much lately, but when news broke about a prostitution scandal there was a helicopter at his apartment to rush him to the studio.
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'''03-12''': Nice "Tainted Gov" trailer.
John Oliver says prostitutes are [[Eliot Spitzer|Spitzer]]'s Achilles heel, if Achilles's heel had been on his penis.
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'''03-13''': New contributor, [[Kristen Schaal]].
Guest [[Dana Perino]].  They're really racking up those press secretaries.
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'''03-17''': Ahahaha, Aasif's financial report done during a jump from a building.
Wilmore on Spitzer's replacement: "People thought they were eleting a white governor with a black sidekick.  Now the sidekick is governor?  Imagine if Ernie Hudson became lead Ghostbuster.  Most customers would rather have a ghost in their house than Ernie Hudson."
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'''03-18''': New segment: "The Govs Must Be Horny".  Let's see if they can get through all 50.
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'''03-19''': This just in: Jon Stewart to die at the end of March 2008 from the great plague.
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'''03-20''': The return of the long fake hands!  Last seen correcting Huckabee on his closeness to the nomination, now correcting [[Donald Rumsfeld|2003 Rummy]] on the shortness of the war.
Nice faux-(diamond commercial) for a 5th anniversary gift for Iraq.
They're on tonight!  ''Dick Cheney: International Man of Misery''.
Hey, a toss!
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'''03-31''': Jon predicts a Mets year of 162-0.
Ahaha.  Bush threw out the first pitch on "Boo day".
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'''04-01''': Non-notable.
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'''04-02''': Monsters of Nostalgia tour?  I could go for that.
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'''04-03''': Jon really lost it during [[John Oliver|John]]'s recitation of ribald names.
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'''04-07''': got [[Martin Luther King Jr.|mlk]]?
Ahaha.  Riggle as a CG dolphin with breasts called Beowulf Porpoiseburg?  This show has come far.
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'''04-08''': Not notable enough to remember some days later when I write this.
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'''04-09''': I love "Iraq Me Dave Petraeus".
Even Future Jon uses the fake hands.
Ahahahaha... Stephen confuses Petraeus hearings with [[Battlestar Galactica 2004|Battlestar Galactica]].
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'''04-10''': Oliver's documentary on the... maturation of Fox's political views from one heavily criticizing executive power to one heavily in favor of executive power was quite interesting.
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'''04-14''': Jon's new word game: Take everything Bush says will happen to Iraq if we leave, but change it to saying that's what would happen if we invade, and it's true. &nbsp;Part of his nonexistent book <u>Sad Libs</u>.
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'''04-15''': Bush administration torture group: People for the Ethical Treatment of Nobody.
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'''04-16''': Bush to Pope: &quot;Awesome speech.&quot;
A... field piece? &nbsp;They have them on this show?
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'''04-17''': Jon to ABC's debate runners: &quot;Stop doing my job!&quot;
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'''04-21''': Thank goodness [[Larry Wilmore]] is there to interpret blanguage for us.
Also, Barack showed up (via satellite). &nbsp;That's both shows consecutively (not counting the weekend).
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'''04-22''': Hill-rod? &nbsp;Seriously?
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'''04-23''': On Clinton's number games: &quot;That sounds like a giant If You to the process.&quot;
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'''04-24''': I wonder how comfortable McCain will be coming back to the show, now that he's under greatly increased scrutiny from the team?
What a penis-ful episode.
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'''04-28''': Ahahaha. &nbsp;Penis theft panic color alert chart.
The Reverending Story
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'''04-29''': Aasif really seems to be enjoying [[Grand Theft Auto IV|GTA IV]].
Ahaha. &nbsp;A PSA for dry humping.
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'''04-30''': One story stretched to eight news cycles: &quot;Festival of Wrights&quot;.
Nice hat, Stephen!
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'''05-01''': Jason Jones: Pretty horrible person.
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'''05-05''': A Charlie Brown Gas Tax Holiday
These political advertisers... wow, such scum!
Stephen renounces Jon as his pastor.
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'''05-06''': [[R. Kelly]] impersonator is back!
The Pollies are great.
[[Fareed Zakaria]]. &nbsp;And why not.
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'''05-07''': McCain makes a much better talk show guest than presidential candidate.
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'''05-08''': Lewis Black on stimulus: &quot;I wonder what I can invade for $600.&quot;
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'''05-12''': If this interview with ex-Undersecretary of Defense [[Doug Feith]] were being covered on The Daily Show, I think their graphic would say &quot;Feith Club&quot;.
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'''05-13''': Mind of Scalia... that <u>would</u> probably be better.
Indecisionski 08avich
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'''05-14''': [[Chris Matthews]] vs [[Terry McAuliffe]]: West Virginia Douche Off
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'''05-15''': Golf War.
Great Republican/depressant ad.
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'''05-27''': Airing a bit late, but [[Riggle|Rob Riggle]] in [[Indiana]] for the primary... Including [[Wabash|Wabash, Indiana]]!?
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'''05-28''': Oh, John McCain buttocks watercoloring.
Obama's running mate... himself in a fat suit.
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'''05-29''': Riggle on paternity leave, congrats! &nbsp;Also, he joined the Marines to fight fire monsters.
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'''06-02''': Ahaha. &nbsp;The B-52s's [[Fred Schneider]] reading [[McClellan|Scott McClellan]]'s book.
DNC R&amp;B; committee: MI FL Hunters
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'''06-03''': SURPRISE! McAuliffe. &nbsp;He has become slef-parody.
[[Wyatt Cenac]], eh?
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'''06-04''': Barack Hussein Napoleon Pol Pot Obama.
The Lincoln time travel effect reminds me of the Lavos battle background.
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'''06-05''': [[Mcain|John McCain]] earning a &quot;My son, the doctor&quot; at AIPAC.
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'''06-09''': Nice CG man-eating plant.
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'''06-10''': Gitmo: Least popular [[Sesame Street]] muppet ever.
Ahaha. &nbsp;Enhanced Makeover for a Guantanamo cell.
&quot;It was amazing. &nbsp;I couldn't believe it was the same cell. &nbsp;What homosexual did this? &nbsp;Death to him.&quot;
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'''06-11''': Hey, the fake Obama ad!
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'''06-12''': [[Rob Corddry|Corddry]]! &nbsp;In Slovenia!
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'''06-16''': Baracknophobia: The irrational fear of hope.
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'''06-17''': Stewart not concerned with gays marrying... but for a child with two Jewish mothers.
John Oliver married a dude to work around visa troubles.
...to Jason Jones!? &nbsp;The married Canadian marrying John for a similar reason.
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'''06-18''': Midwest flooding proves &quot;George Bush doesn't care about white people.&quot;
Gore's speech compared to both &quot;[[Plan Nine From Outer Space|Plan Nine]]&quot; and [[Jeff Foxworthy]].
Little Steve Carell.
Hahaha. &nbsp;Steve trying to buy the program.
Colbert is king of crosswords with &quot;truthiness&quot;.
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'''06-19''': Gitmo is back! &nbsp;Senior Imprisoned Correspondent.
More &quot;The Decider&quot;!
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'''06-23''': Stewart is writing a movie where McCain is elected Preisdent, but Michelle Obama is elected First Lady: Commander in Briefs. &nbsp;It will be shown four times a day on Comedy Central.
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'''06-24''': Jon Stewart at Enchantment Under the Sea.
Ahahaha, Fetus Pong.
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'''06-25''': Dobson... what a dick.
Then a load of Coldplay.
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'''06-26''': Color chart for evil.
Red: Axis of Evil
Orange: Contingent of Meanies
Yellow: League of Jerks
Blue: Gaggle of Douchebags
Green: Sisterhood of Traveling Dictators
Oh no, Obama, not you with the magic wand too.
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'''07-14''': On candidates: They can't be everywhere at once. &nbsp;&quot;They're not [[Mario Lopez]], for God's sakes!&quot;
Iran Rickroll!
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'''07-15''': &quot;If you were to stack up the million people on the terrorist watch list... that would be considered a valid interrogation technique.&quot;
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'''07-16''': &quot;One is a glass half full guy, and the other is an <u>expert on the economy</u>.&quot;
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'''07-17''': Hahaha, [[Lou Dobbs|Dobbs]]-o-meter.
Ahahaha, bringing a &quot;cougar&quot; on the show.
Man who dates younger women = [[Orville Redenbacher|Redenbacher]].
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'''07-21''': [[Ed Helms]]! &nbsp;In Iraq with the gang. &nbsp;For boner jokes.
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'''07-22''': TOTAL (lack of) RECALL
Surprise O'Reilly!
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'''07-23''': [[Robert Novak]] is filled with the cure for the cure for caner.
McCain Quest: The Search for Attention
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'''07-24''': [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is Germany's [[Kevin Bacon]].
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'''07-28''': New segment, Red State vs Blue State with Riggle & Oliver.
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'''07-29''': National Association of Your Pants Not Falling Down
Rappers = Republican Congressmen
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'''07-30''': Oh, Sodomy Hussein.
CNN's John Roberts was a MuchMusic VJ?!
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'''07-31''': [[Brian Williams]], on for the 7000th time.
Stewart-as-McCain lays a golden egg.
Awesome news team promo. &nbsp;Other networks best run!
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'''08-04''': Damn, that's a lot of metaphorical cards.
Ahaha, Jason Jones is the Race Genie.
Denny's Totally Awesomely Radical Bucket of Mayonnaise & Cheese (Because We're Actually Trying to Kill You)
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'''08-05''': Wii Protest
President Bush has a thirst for international knowledge... or is a drug mule.
[[Fareed Zakaria|Fareed]]!
Ahaha, Sam with the only in-uteral election center.
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'''08-06''': Words to avoid for McCain: contraption, sarsaparilla, whipper-snapper, negro league, daguerreotype, telegraph, dagnabbit, fossil.
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'''08-07''': Rob Riggle: Alpha Reporter.
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'''08-11''': On Bush: &quot;He shouldn't be our president, he should be our mascot.&quot;
Oh, poor gaffey Riggle.
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'''08-12''': &quot;in Europe&quot; = &quot;in bed&quot; for foreign policy.
Weird combination of Riggle really in China and fakely in China this week.
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'''08-13''': Stewart refers to the young as &quot;post-[[Ghostbusters II]]&quot;.
China: &quot;Authoritarian? &nbsp;More like authoritawesome!&quot;
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'''08-14''': Phelps is Aquaman.
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'''08-26''': DNC in Colorado as a beer ad.
Child psychology for crazy PUMAs.
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'''08-27''': Ahaha. &nbsp;Sam Bee as Hillary, Wyatt as Barack.
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'''08-28''': Joe Biden, Beau Biden, Banana Fana Fo Biden.
&quot;Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angle has an orgasm.&quot;
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'''08-29''': Fireworks = Mile High Stadium ejaculation.
Pre-acceptance speed tailgating.
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'''09-02''': &quot;Minneapolis is the [[Danny DeVito]] to St. Paul's [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]].&quot;
Xcel Center as post-Katrina Superdome... awesome.
Brian Williams... again.
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'''09-03''': More [[Sylvester Stallone|Stallone]].
More Daily Show News Team coverage of the [[Larry Craig]] bathroom.
&quot;Guantanamo Bay isn't a prison, it's a leadership academy.&quot;
Great piece on Fox News hypocrites.
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'''09-04''': Pro... decision Republicans.
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'''09-05''': Jeeezus, Bush & McCain separated by 8 years, but not much else.
John McCain: Reformed Maverick
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'''09-15''': Jason Jones in Daily Show Nights... beating up [[Larry King]].
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'''09-16''': Nice &quot;Crash of the Titans&quot; image. &nbsp;Medusa with snakey arrows.
Ahaha, balded Aasif. &nbsp;Can't financially analyze with hair.
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'''09-17''': Singing correspondents.
Drilli Vanilli?
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'''09-18''': Acknowledging economic trouble is bad, working like the Wile E. Coyote theory of gravity.
[[Tony Blair]]!?
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'''09-23''': Economic problems: the turd icing on this administration's shitcake.
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'''09-24''': Lack of access to [[Sarah Palin|Palin]] proves her a successor to [[Dick Cheney|Cheney]].
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'''09-25''': Clusterf#@k to the Poor House.
John McCain: The only man who can impulsively overreact to something ten days old.
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'''09-29''': 2 candidates 1 cup... yuck idea, Jon.
John Oliver... pundit who happens to be a Nazi.
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'''09-30''': Angry-at-ineffectual-Congress Jon!
[[Karl Rove|ROVE]] complaining about hyperpartisanship?
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'''10-01''': Couric & Palin in... Gams and Gammer.
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'''10-02''': Jon is confident in Palin due to... [[Bronson Pinchot]]'s trapeze skills.
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'''10-06''': Jones goes to Wasilla.
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'''10-07''': Oh, stupid voters.
Stephen with a &quot;You likea da juice?&quot;!
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'''10-08''': [[Michelle Obama|Mrs. O]] seems much more comfortable than months ago on [[The Colbert Report 2008|Colbert]].
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