Guy Kojima Solid

Physics, 12-12:50 PM, March 30, 2001

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Hideo Kojima

Hideo Kojima what a guy

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Hideo Kojima, he worked on Metal Gear

Hideo Kojima, he's prob'ly had a beer

Hideo Kojima's in Japan he's far not near

Kojima doesn't rhyme with bulemia,

But it's pretty close

Hideo doesn't rhyme with hideous,

But he is

He worked on Zone of Enders, MGS2D-emo

He killed a newborn baby; bit off 7 of its toes

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Been interviewed by EGM, IGN, and more

Masterminded the Holocaust during the 2nd World War

He works at Konami, which gave us DDR

While Hideo ran Gunpei Yokoi down in his car

He works on cinematic games, with cutscenes abound

He steals from charities & burns hospitals o the ground

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Hideo Kojima, he slit your grandma's throat

He took your pa & grandpa, and drowned them in a moat

Hideo Kojima, he microwaved your mom

He took your bro & sister, introduced them to a bomb

He's now living on your roof, sniping off all visitors

And by the way he's framing you, I sure hope you like prisoners

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