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[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758730/ Aliens vs Predator - Requiem]
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758730/ Aliens vs Predator - Requiem]


Night vs Darkess, in the shadows. Seriously, I couldn't see shit. Pieces of monstrous things did damage to each other and a slew of humans. Repeat, repeat, repeat.
Night vs Darkness, in the shadows. Seriously, I couldn't see shit. Pieces of monstrous things did damage to each other and a slew of humans. Repeat, repeat, repeat.


December 3, 2011
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A strange one. A series of simple enough motives and action scenes, but told in a layered and visually fantastical way--with a slightly unrealistic take on the nonconsequences of overclocking.
A strange one. A series of simple enough motives and action scenes, but told in a layered and visually fantastical way--with a slightly unrealistic take on the nonconsequences of overclocking.
December 11, 2011
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/ The Smurfs]
Hank Azaria as Gargamel is pretty cool. The plot is even more lightweight than one would expect from a "Smurfs stuck in New York" premise, though.
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1754264/ Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown]
People have a variety of problems. Emotional, financial. But the common solution? Beating the shit out of each other.

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