The Colbert Report 2007
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10-15: Dennis Kucinich, fuckin' A! I want a Pocket Rosetta Stone. They didn't put him on the map tonight, but I'm guessing he'll count this as having Better Known Ohio's 10th district.
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10-16: Following his Daily Show appearance, he's ready to announce... he's running in both the Democratic and Republican primaries in South Carolina! I bet when Dennis was on last night, he didn't realize he was sitting next to an opponent. Fun to see Stephen cutting the Stewart off the Colbert/Stewart bumper sticker.
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10-17: Second birthday of the Report, though Stephen only referenced it as the anniversary of Threatdown. Also the end-of-into bit included truth, which they mostly started to run dry on a few weeks after the premiere.
Mitt Giuliani and Hillary Clobama?
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10-18: Due to election laws, he can't put certain stuff up at colbertnation.com, so instead there's now [1].
New portrait!
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10-29: WARRIOR-POET
Guest Rick Berman... but not the Star Trek one.
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10-30: "For the record, I would never knowingly violate any federal election laws. Luckily, I don’t know any federal election laws."
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10-31: Even when it wasn't a focus, he was still eating Doritos before the interview. :)
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11-01: Damn, he didn't make it onto the ballot, even after his campaigning and ass-kissing. So ends his dream of being President of South Carolina. And now, the strike.
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