SSBM - Oubed Loubed

This is a combination of happenstance, available reference material, and timing.  Rather than Kouban being his usual Koubed for the night, he was the mispelled oubed, which reminded me of Oompa Loompas.  I thought I might parody it for a line or two, but having the soundtrack around for reference and finding the songs shorter than I thought, I ended up going all the way before I knew it... which wouldn't have happened unless it was nearing fake 4 AM.  The song's contents are inspired by Kouban's recent acquisition of Super Smash Bros. Melee and frequent discussion about it.

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I've got a new puzzle for your head.

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Shut your big mouth and just listen up.

What do you get when you fight for trophies?

Collectibles and a blow to the knees.

Shooting that mascot off of the screen

How did this game get rated Teen?

Captain Falcon's humping me.

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If you play nicely you can have fun

Waiting for Super Smash Bros 3

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