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'''07-14''': | '''07-14''': Dalai Grimace. | ||
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'''07-15''': | '''07-15''': [[Donald Trump]] is the [[Rosa Parks]] of giant flags. | ||
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'''07-16''': | '''07-16''': Jimmy is quite the Rush fan. | ||
"President Bush may be a lame duck, but somebody forgot to tell his balls." | |||
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'''07-17''': Rush there all night!? Long song. | |||
"Everyone knows I'm a big believer in John McCain. I believe he exists." | |||
The McCain Report! | |||
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'''07-21''': Barack Obama's Elitist Summer Abroad vs John McCain's Fiscally Responsible Staycation | |||
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'''07-22''': Ben & Jerry's Kim John Dill. | |||
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'''07-23''': Multi-Grain. | |||
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'''07-24''': Threatdown... no #5 or #1? | |||
Stephen trades WristStrongs with a spaceman! | |||
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'''07-28''': Stephen-on-tape calls in to... Stephen. | |||
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'''07-29''': Oh Stephen... you can't express milk. | |||
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'''07-30''': Deep fried stick-on-a-stick more healthy than corn dog. | |||
Damn, Stephen is hitting Canton, Kansas hard! | |||
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Colbert?! | |||
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'''07-31''': Ha, Starbucks on <u>both</u> sides of his desk! Poor Barry. | |||
Cheating Death is always so great. | |||
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'''08-04''': This interview is brought to you by [[Dr Pepper]]! | |||
Stephen: "That's cause I blew it so hard." Crowd: "Ohh!" Stephen: "Oh my god." | |||
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'''08-05''': Obama is pro-inflation. | |||
Canton again. Canton, South Dakota is up next! | |||
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'''08-06''': Ignorant-Americans. They're so discriminated against. | |||
"How many bugs do other TV hosts have? Other than that giant praying mantis that follows [[Sean Hannity]] around." | |||
Spida of Love | |||
Dribble-down economics. | |||
To Costner: "You've got two Oscars and I've got an assload of Peabodys." | |||
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'''08-07''': Giant foam prayer hands! | |||
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'''08-11''': Esteban! And his director, Jaime. | |||
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'''08-12''': "[[Even Bayh]]? He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame." | |||
Canton, Texas! | |||
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'''08-13''': On Wikiplagiarism: President 404 File Not Found. | |||
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'''08-14''': "Sarajevo is for lovers... of trench warfare." | |||
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'''08-26''': Stephen sounds off tonight. Sore throat? | |||
Ahaha, powerful Stephen telling his children to go to sleep via satellite. | |||
No, he ate insulation. It's not cotton candy. | |||
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'''08-27''': The Denver set is such an incredible recreation. | |||
Huck! | |||
RIP [[Stephanie Tubbs Jones|Judge Tubbs]]. | |||
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'''08-28''': AMABO | |||
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'''08-29''': God out of federal government = feeral vernment. | |||
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'''09-02''': Ahahaha... using 4 year old Stephen footage as a correspondent. Well, fake old footage. | |||
Heeeey, the Batman P.O.W.! joke. | |||
Thanks for the laughs, Make McCain Exciting. | |||
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'''09-03''': Ahaha. Now the show is in New Orleans. | |||
"John McCain is so tough, he'll even stand up to John McCain." | |||
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'''09-04''': Show from... the Atlanta airport. | |||
Raisin' McCain | |||
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'''09-05''': Back to St. Paul! | |||
Yay, new McCain green screen! He really asked for it. | |||
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'''09-15''': Gorlok gives bad advice. | |||
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'''09-16''': Oh, spelled Gorlock. Cindy McCain is of his species. | |||
[http://nothingbutnets.net nothingbutnets.net] | |||
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'''09-17''': Economy is strong ''and'' at risk, like a muscle man who won't use a condom. | |||
Charlene: Behind her always. | |||
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'''09-18''': Ice Manhattan -> Walrus Sex and the City | |||
Formula 4001: A Space Odyseed (For Women) | |||
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'''09-23''': Rickles!! | |||
The Word: OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsingAndWeWillSoonBeDevouringEachOtherInTheStreetsLikeDogsAndACrippledOne-EyedBoyWillBeKingIfWeDon'tFixThisByNextWeek! | |||
Vote For Taft, He's a Human Raft | |||
Crystal Pepsi! | |||
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'''09-24''': "People tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I have a late-night talk show." | |||
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'''09-25''': FDR vs TR: A tie! The winner: Roosevelt Franklin the muppet. | |||
"Sarah Palin is a dude! Good news, fellas: You're not sexist, you're gay." | |||
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'''09-29''': Good ol' Prescott: Chinese Firebones & Capillary Yogurt? | |||
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'''09-30''': A sly reference to his old theft of [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]]'s corpse! | |||
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'''10-01''': Teen voter abstinence. Hahaha. | |||
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'''10-02''': Stephen Colbert shoots a former lover in the throes of passion! | |||
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'''10-06''': Stephen shoots audience member again! | |||
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'''10-07''': Town-hall Stephen. | |||
[[Jared Fogle]] eaten by a bear. | |||
Librarians are communists... is that what they've been hiding. | |||
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'''10-08''': Stephen has the skull of [[Amelia Earhart]]. | |||
The Atone Phone is back! [[Gilbert Gottfried|Gottfried]] wants Colbert dead. | |||
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