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[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758730/ Aliens vs Predator - Requiem] | [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758730/ Aliens vs Predator - Requiem] | ||
Night vs | Night vs Darkness, in the shadows. Seriously, I couldn't see shit. Pieces of monstrous things did damage to each other and a slew of humans. Repeat, repeat, repeat. | ||
December 3, 2011 | December 3, 2011 | ||
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A strange one. A series of simple enough motives and action scenes, but told in a layered and visually fantastical way--with a slightly unrealistic take on the nonconsequences of overclocking. | A strange one. A series of simple enough motives and action scenes, but told in a layered and visually fantastical way--with a slightly unrealistic take on the nonconsequences of overclocking. | ||
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[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/ The Smurfs] | |||
Hank Azaria as Gargamel is pretty cool. The plot is even more lightweight than one would expect from a "Smurfs stuck in New York" premise, though. | |||
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1754264/ Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown] | |||
People have a variety of problems. Emotional, financial. But the common solution? Beating the shit out of each other. | |||