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Guy Kojima Solid
Born: [[April 3]], [[1926]]


Physics, 12-12:50 PM, March 30, 2001
Died: [[January 27]], [[1967]]


Chorus:
Virgil Ivan Grissom


Hideo Kojima
Days since birth: {DAYSSINCE()} 1926-04-03 {DAYSSINCE}


Hideo Kojima
Age in days at death: {DAYSSINCE(date2=>1967-01-27)} 1926-04-03 {DAYSSINCE}


Hideo Kojima what a guy
Days since death: {DAYSSINCE()} 1967-01-27 {DAYSSINCE}


x2 (y'know, do it twice each time, with a bit of a pause between)
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Grissom Wikipedia entry]
 
Hideo Kojima, he worked on Metal Gear
 
Hideo Kojima, he's prob'ly had a beer
 
Hideo Kojima's in Japan he's far not near
 
Kojima doesn't rhyme with bulemia,
 
But it's pretty close
 
Hideo doesn't rhyme with hideous,
 
But he is
 
He worked on Zone of Enders, MGS2D-emo
 
He killed a newborn baby; bit off 7 of its toes
 
Chorus
 
Been interviewed by EGM, IGN, and more
 
Masterminded the Holocaust during the 2nd World War
 
He works at Konami, which gave us DDR
 
While Hideo ran Gunpei Yokoi down in his car
 
He works on cinematic games, with cutscenes abound
 
He steals from charities & burns hospitals o the ground
 
Chorus
 
Hideo Kojima, he slit your grandma's throat
 
He took your pa & grandpa, and drowned them in a moat
 
Hideo Kojima, he microwaved your mom
 
He took your bro & sister, introduced them to a bomb
 
He's now living on your roof, sniping off all visitors
 
And by the way he's framing you, I sure hope you like prisoners
 
Chorus

Revision as of 22:32, 16 April 2023

Born: April 3, 1926

Died: January 27, 1967

Virgil Ivan Grissom

Days since birth: {DAYSSINCE()} 1926-04-03 {DAYSSINCE}

Age in days at death: {DAYSSINCE(date2=>1967-01-27)} 1926-04-03 {DAYSSINCE}

Days since death: {DAYSSINCE()} 1967-01-27 {DAYSSINCE}

Wikipedia entry