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'''07-14''': Dalai Grimace.


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'''07-15''': [[Donald Trump]] is the [[Rosa Parks]] of giant flags.


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'''07-16''': Jimmy is quite the Rush fan.
 
"President Bush may be a lame duck, but somebody forgot to tell his balls."
 
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'''07-17''': Rush there all night!?  Long song.
 
"Everyone knows I'm a big believer in John McCain.  I believe he exists."
 
The McCain Report!
 
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'''07-21''': Barack Obama's Elitist Summer Abroad vs John McCain's Fiscally Responsible Staycation
 
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'''07-22''': Ben & Jerry's Kim John Dill.
 
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'''07-23''': Multi-Grain.
 
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'''07-24''': Threatdown... no #5 or #1?
 
Stephen trades WristStrongs with a spaceman!
 
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'''07-28''': Stephen-on-tape calls in to... Stephen.
 
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'''07-29''': Oh Stephen... you can't express milk.
 
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'''07-30''': Deep fried stick-on-a-stick more healthy than corn dog.
 
Damn, Stephen is hitting Canton, Kansas hard!
 
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Colbert?!
 
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'''07-31''': Ha, Starbucks on <u>both</u> sides of his desk! &nbsp;Poor Barry.
 
Cheating Death is always so great.
 
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'''08-04''': This interview is brought to you by [[Dr Pepper]]!
 
Stephen: &quot;That's cause I blew it so hard.&quot; &nbsp;Crowd: &quot;Ohh!&quot; &nbsp;Stephen: &quot;Oh my god.&quot;
 
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'''08-05''': Obama is pro-inflation.
 
Canton again. &nbsp;Canton, South Dakota is up next!
 
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'''08-06''': Ignorant-Americans. &nbsp;They're so discriminated against.
 
&quot;How many bugs do other TV hosts have? &nbsp;Other than that giant praying mantis that follows [[Sean Hannity]] around.&quot;
 
Spida of Love
 
Dribble-down economics.
 
To Costner: &quot;You've got two Oscars and I've got an assload of Peabodys.&quot;
 
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'''08-07''': Giant foam prayer hands!
 
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'''08-11''': Esteban! &nbsp;And his director, Jaime.
 
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'''08-12''': &quot;[[Even Bayh]]? &nbsp;He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.&quot;
 
Canton, Texas!
 
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'''08-13''': On Wikiplagiarism: President 404 File Not Found.
 
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'''08-14''': &quot;Sarajevo is for lovers... of trench warfare.&quot;
 
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'''08-26''': Stephen sounds off tonight. &nbsp;Sore throat?
 
Ahaha, powerful Stephen telling his children to go to sleep via satellite.
 
No, he ate insulation. &nbsp;It's not cotton candy.
 
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'''08-27''': The Denver set is such an incredible recreation.
 
Huck!
 
RIP [[Stephanie Tubbs Jones|Judge Tubbs]].
 
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'''08-28''': AMABO
 
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'''08-29''': God out of federal government = feeral vernment.
 
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'''09-02''': Ahahaha... using 4 year old Stephen footage as a correspondent. &nbsp;Well, fake old footage.
 
Heeeey, the Batman P.O.W.! joke.
 
Thanks for the laughs, Make McCain Exciting.
 
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