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'''09-03''': | '''09-03''': Ahaha. Now the show is in New Orleans. | ||
"John McCain is so tough, he'll even stand up to John McCain." | |||
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'''09-04''': | '''09-04''': Show from... the Atlanta airport. | ||
Raisin' McCain | |||
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'''09-05''': | '''09-05''': Back to St. Paul! | ||
Yay, new McCain green screen! He really asked for it. | |||
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'''09-15''': | '''09-15''': Gorlok gives bad advice. | ||
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'''09-16''': | '''09-16''': Oh, spelled Gorlock. Cindy McCain is of his species. | ||
[http://nothingbutnets.net nothingbutnets.net] | |||
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'''09-17''': | '''09-17''': Economy is strong ''and'' at risk, like a muscle man who won't use a condom. | ||
Charlene: Behind her always. | |||
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'''09-18''': | '''09-18''': Ice Manhattan -> Walrus Sex and the City | ||
Formula 4001: A Space Odyseed (For Women) | |||
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'''09-23''': | '''09-23''': Rickles!! | ||
The Word: OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsingAndWeWillSoonBeDevouringEachOtherInTheStreetsLikeDogsAndACrippledOne-EyedBoyWillBeKingIfWeDon'tFixThisByNextWeek! | |||
Vote For Taft, He's a Human Raft | |||
Crystal Pepsi! | |||
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'''09-24''': | '''09-24''': "People tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I have a late-night talk show." | ||
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'''09-25''': | '''09-25''': FDR vs TR: A tie! The winner: Roosevelt Franklin the muppet. | ||
"Sarah Palin is a dude! Good news, fellas: You're not sexist, you're gay." | |||
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'''09-29''': | '''09-29''': Good ol' Prescott: Chinese Firebones & Capillary Yogurt? | ||
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'''09-30''': | '''09-30''': A sly reference to his old theft of [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]]'s corpse! | ||
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'''10-01''': | '''10-01''': Teen voter abstinence. Hahaha. | ||
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'''10-02''': | '''10-02''': Stephen Colbert shoots a former lover in the throes of passion! | ||
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'''10-06''': | '''10-06''': Stephen shoots audience member again! | ||
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'''10-07''': | '''10-07''': Town-hall Stephen. | ||
[[Jared Fogle]] eaten by a bear. | |||
Librarians are communists... is that what they've been hiding. | |||
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'''10-08''': | '''10-08''': Stephen has the skull of [[Amelia Earhart]]. | ||
The Atone Phone is back! [[Gilbert Gottfried|Gottfried]] wants Colbert dead. | |||
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