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'''07-14''': | '''07-14''': On candidates: They can't be everywhere at once. "They're not [[Mario Lopez]], for God's sakes!" | ||
Iran Rickroll! | |||
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'''07-15''': "If you were to stack up the million people on the terrorist watch list... that would be considered a valid interrogation technique." | |||
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'''07-16''': "One is a glass half full guy, and the other is an <u>expert on the economy</u>." | |||
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'''07-17''': Hahaha, [[Lou Dobbs|Dobbs]]-o-meter. | |||
Ahahaha, bringing a "cougar" on the show. | |||
Man who dates younger women = [[Orville Redenbacher|Redenbacher]]. | |||
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'''07-21''': [[Ed Helms]]! In Iraq with the gang. For boner jokes. | |||
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'''07-22''': TOTAL (lack of) RECALL | |||
Surprise O'Reilly! | |||
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'''07-23''': [[Robert Novak]] is filled with the cure for the cure for caner. | |||
McCain Quest: The Search for Attention | |||
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'''07-24''': [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is Germany's [[Kevin Bacon]]. | |||
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'''07-28''': New segment, Red State vs Blue State with Riggle & Oliver. | |||
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'''07-29''': National Association of Your Pants Not Falling Down | |||
Rappers = Republican Congressmen | |||
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'''07-30''': Oh, Sodomy Hussein. | |||
CNN's John Roberts was a MuchMusic VJ?! | |||
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'''07-31''': [[Brian Williams]], on for the 7000th time. | |||
Stewart-as-McCain lays a golden egg. | |||
Awesome news team promo. Other networks best run! | |||
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'''08-04''': Damn, that's a lot of metaphorical cards. | |||
Ahaha, Jason Jones is the Race Genie. | |||
Denny's Totally Awesomely Radical Bucket of Mayonnaise & Cheese (Because We're Actually Trying to Kill You) | |||
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'''08-05''': Wii Protest | |||
President Bush has a thirst for international knowledge... or is a drug mule. | |||
[[Fareed Zakaria|Fareed]]! | |||
Ahaha, Sam with the only in-uteral election center. | |||
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'''08-06''': Words to avoid for McCain: contraption, sarsaparilla, whipper-snapper, negro league, daguerreotype, telegraph, dagnabbit, fossil. | |||
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'''08-07''': Rob Riggle: Alpha Reporter. | |||
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'''08-11''': On Bush: "He shouldn't be our president, he should be our mascot." | |||
Oh, poor gaffey Riggle. | |||
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'''08-12''': "in Europe" = "in bed" for foreign policy. | |||
Weird combination of Riggle really in China and fakely in China this week. | |||
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'''08-13''': Stewart refers to the young as "post-[[Ghostbusters II]]". | |||
China: "Authoritarian? More like authoritawesome!" | |||
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'''08-14''': Phelps is Aquaman. | |||
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'''08-26''': DNC in Colorado as a beer ad. | |||
Child psychology for crazy PUMAs. | |||
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'''08-27''': Ahaha. Sam Bee as Hillary, Wyatt as Barack. | |||
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'''08-28''': Joe Biden, Beau Biden, Banana Fana Fo Biden. | |||
"Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angle has an orgasm." | |||
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'''08-29''': Fireworks = Mile High Stadium ejaculation. | |||
Pre-acceptance speed tailgating. | |||
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'''09-02''': "Minneapolis is the [[Danny DeVito]] to St. Paul's [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]]." | |||
Xcel Center as post-Katrina Superdome... awesome. | |||
Brian Williams... again. | |||
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