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-'''09-03''':
+'''09-03''': Ahaha. &nbsp;Now the show is in New Orleans.
+&quot;John McCain is so tough, he'll even stand up to John McCain.&quot;
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-'''09-04''':
+'''09-04''': Show from... the Atlanta airport.
+Raisin' McCain
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-'''09-05''':
+'''09-05''': Back to St. Paul!
+Yay, new McCain green screen! &nbsp;He really asked for it.
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-'''09-15''':
+'''09-15''': Gorlok gives bad advice.
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-'''09-16''':
+'''09-16''': Oh, spelled Gorlock. &nbsp;Cindy McCain is of his species.
+[http://nothingbutnets.net nothingbutnets.net]
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-'''09-17''':
+'''09-17''': Economy is strong ''and'' at risk, like a muscle man who won't use a condom.
+Charlene: Behind her always.
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-'''09-18''':
+'''09-18''': Ice Manhattan -&gt; Walrus Sex and the City
+Formula 4001: A Space Odyseed (For Women)
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-'''09-23''':
+'''09-23''': Rickles!!
+The Word: OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsingAndWeWillSoonBeDevouringEachOtherInTheStreetsLikeDogsAndACrippledOne-EyedBoyWillBeKingIfWeDon'tFixThisByNextWeek!
+Vote For Taft, He's a Human Raft
+Crystal Pepsi!
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-'''09-24''':
+'''09-24''': &quot;People tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I have a late-night talk show.&quot;
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-'''09-25''':
+'''09-25''': FDR vs TR: A tie! &nbsp;The winner: Roosevelt Franklin the muppet.
+&quot;Sarah Palin is a dude! &nbsp;Good news, fellas: You're not sexist, you're gay.&quot;
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-'''09-29''':
+'''09-29''': Good ol' Prescott: Chinese Firebones & Capillary Yogurt?
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-'''09-30''':
+'''09-30''': A sly reference to his old theft of [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]]'s corpse!
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-'''10-01''':
+'''10-01''': Teen voter abstinence. &nbsp;Hahaha.
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-'''10-02''':
+'''10-02''': Stephen Colbert shoots a former lover in the throes of passion!
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-'''10-06''':
+'''10-06''': Stephen shoots audience member again!
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-'''10-07''':
+'''10-07''': Town-hall Stephen.
+[[Jared Fogle]] eaten by a bear.
+Librarians are communists... is that what they've been hiding.
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-'''10-08''':
+'''10-08''': Stephen has the skull of [[Amelia Earhart]].
+The Atone Phone is back! &nbsp;[[Gilbert Gottfried|Gottfried]] wants Colbert dead.
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