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'''07-14''': On candidates: They can't be everywhere at once.  "They're not [[Mario Lopez]], for God's sakes!"
 
Iran Rickroll!
 
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'''07-15''': "If you were to stack up the million people on the terrorist watch list... that would be considered a valid interrogation technique."
 
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'''07-16''': &quot;One is a glass half full guy, and the other is an <u>expert on the economy</u>.&quot;
 
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'''07-17''': Hahaha, [[Lou Dobbs|Dobbs]]-o-meter.
 
Ahahaha, bringing a &quot;cougar&quot; on the show.
 
Man who dates younger women = [[Orville Redenbacher|Redenbacher]].
 
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'''07-21''': [[Ed Helms]]! &nbsp;In Iraq with the gang. &nbsp;For boner jokes.
 
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'''07-22''': TOTAL (lack of) RECALL
 
Surprise O'Reilly!
 
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'''07-23''': [[Robert Novak]] is filled with the cure for the cure for caner.
 
McCain Quest: The Search for Attention
 
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'''07-24''': [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is Germany's [[Kevin Bacon]].
 
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'''07-28''': New segment, Red State vs Blue State with Riggle & Oliver.
 
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'''07-29''': National Association of Your Pants Not Falling Down
 
Rappers = Republican Congressmen
 
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'''07-30''': Oh, Sodomy Hussein.
 
CNN's John Roberts was a MuchMusic VJ?!
 
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'''07-31''': [[Brian Williams]], on for the 7000th time.
 
Stewart-as-McCain lays a golden egg.
 
Awesome news team promo. &nbsp;Other networks best run!
 
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'''08-04''': Damn, that's a lot of metaphorical cards.
 
Ahaha, Jason Jones is the Race Genie.
 
Denny's Totally Awesomely Radical Bucket of Mayonnaise & Cheese (Because We're Actually Trying to Kill You)
 
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'''08-05''': Wii Protest
 
President Bush has a thirst for international knowledge... or is a drug mule.
 
[[Fareed Zakaria|Fareed]]!
 
Ahaha, Sam with the only in-uteral election center.
 
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'''08-06''': Words to avoid for McCain: contraption, sarsaparilla, whipper-snapper, negro league, daguerreotype, telegraph, dagnabbit, fossil.
 
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'''08-07''': Rob Riggle: Alpha Reporter.
 
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'''08-11''': On Bush: &quot;He shouldn't be our president, he should be our mascot.&quot;
 
Oh, poor gaffey Riggle.
 
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'''08-12''': &quot;in Europe&quot; = &quot;in bed&quot; for foreign policy.
 
Weird combination of Riggle really in China and fakely in China this week.
 
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'''08-13''': Stewart refers to the young as &quot;post-[[Ghostbusters II]]&quot;.
 
China: &quot;Authoritarian? &nbsp;More like authoritawesome!&quot;
 
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'''08-14''': Phelps is Aquaman.
 
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'''08-26''': DNC in Colorado as a beer ad.
 
Child psychology for crazy PUMAs.
 
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'''08-27''': Ahaha. &nbsp;Sam Bee as Hillary, Wyatt as Barack.
 
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'''08-28''': Joe Biden, Beau Biden, Banana Fana Fo Biden.
 
&quot;Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angle has an orgasm.&quot;
 
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'''08-29''': Fireworks = Mile High Stadium ejaculation.
 
Pre-acceptance speed tailgating.
 
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'''09-02''': &quot;Minneapolis is the [[Danny DeVito]] to St. Paul's [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]].&quot;
 
Xcel Center as post-Katrina Superdome... awesome.
 
Brian Williams... again.
 
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