The Colbert Report 2008: Difference between revisions

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'''09-03''':
'''09-03''': Ahaha.  Now the show is in New Orleans.
 
"John McCain is so tough, he'll even stand up to John McCain."


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'''09-04''':
'''09-04''': Show from... the Atlanta airport.
 
Raisin' McCain


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'''09-05''':
'''09-05''': Back to St. Paul!
 
Yay, new McCain green screen!  He really asked for it.


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'''09-15''':
'''09-15''': Gorlok gives bad advice.


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'''09-16''':
'''09-16''': Oh, spelled Gorlock.  Cindy McCain is of his species.
 
[http://nothingbutnets.net nothingbutnets.net]


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'''09-17''':
'''09-17''': Economy is strong ''and'' at risk, like a muscle man who won't use a condom.
 
Charlene: Behind her always.


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'''09-18''':
'''09-18''': Ice Manhattan -> Walrus Sex and the City
 
Formula 4001: A Space Odyseed (For Women)


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'''09-23''':
'''09-23''': Rickles!!
 
The Word: OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsingAndWeWillSoonBeDevouringEachOtherInTheStreetsLikeDogsAndACrippledOne-EyedBoyWillBeKingIfWeDon'tFixThisByNextWeek!
 
Vote For Taft, He's a Human Raft
 
Crystal Pepsi!


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'''09-24''':
'''09-24''': "People tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I have a late-night talk show."


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'''09-25''':
'''09-25''': FDR vs TR: A tie!  The winner: Roosevelt Franklin the muppet.
 
"Sarah Palin is a dude!  Good news, fellas: You're not sexist, you're gay."


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'''09-29''':
'''09-29''': Good ol' Prescott: Chinese Firebones & Capillary Yogurt?


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'''09-30''':
'''09-30''': A sly reference to his old theft of [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]]'s corpse!


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'''10-01''':
'''10-01''': Teen voter abstinence.  Hahaha.


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'''10-02''':
'''10-02''': Stephen Colbert shoots a former lover in the throes of passion!


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'''10-06''':
'''10-06''': Stephen shoots audience member again!


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'''10-07''':
'''10-07''': Town-hall Stephen.
 
[[Jared Fogle]] eaten by a bear.
 
Librarians are communists... is that what they've been hiding.


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'''10-08''':
'''10-08''': Stephen has the skull of [[Amelia Earhart]].
 
The Atone Phone is back!  [[Gilbert Gottfried|Gottfried]] wants Colbert dead.


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